Author-Chan: I HAVE OFFICIALLY DIED! I HAVE 2.21K READS AND 173 VOTES! THAT'S LIKE SUPER DUPER RADICAL!
ALSO, I HAVE 75 FOLLOWERS! THANK YOU!
I never thought this book would actually make it, so thank you guys so much! It means a lot!
That's my emotional author's note.
I guess I should write something funny, since that is what you came for...sooo....on the WORLD!
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America: Hey-
Author-Chan: Shit, America get out! I'm using characters I barely use, remember?!
America: Okay :-( I'll go...
*starts to leave to stage*
Author-Chan: *sighs* Okay, well here is Ita-
America: I like muthafukin cows!
Author-Chan: America!
America: Hey, I needed to have the last word. BAI *speeds off*
Author-Chan: Anyways, Here is Italy and Germany in the first skit.
*Author-Chan turns in to Director-Chan*
Director-Chan: *has big microphone* And...ACTION!
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Italy: *has camera and in kitchen*
Italy: Oh, look I got bunch of cheese! I have Swiss, American, Pepper Jack, Cheddar *voice gets faster and he speaks excitedly about cheese* Oh! I also have Romano. Heya, I have a brother named Romano. He was raised by Spain, so he's a bit of a dick. *holds up picture of Romano..... Romano is flipping us off in the picture....0_0* Isn't he the shizzy-dizzy?! Anyways, we have cheese to go with spaghetti. And spaghetti is good for little, cute Italians like myself. See my curl? It was added to make me look cuter and attract crazed fangirls. The creators thought it would be a good idea-Oops! Forth Wall. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, Spaghet-
Germany: *walks in to kitchen and sees all the cheese*
*Awkward silence*
*Germany and Italy look at each other*
*More silence*
Italy: *lowers camera*
Germany: *looks around*
Germany: Oh come on! *leaves, annoyed*
Italy: *shouts* Sorry!
Italy: *brings camera back up to his face*
Italy: Not sorry.
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Hungary: *watching Tangled with Austria*
Austria: *half-asleep on the couch*
Hungary: *watches Rapunzel fight with a frying pan*
Hungary: Aww Shit! I told yu! *throws pillow at Austria*
Austria: *Wakes up and pretends to act like he wasn't sleeping* Vhat?
Hungary: I told yu! I told both yu and Prussia! I told you zhat zhe frying pan vas a good weapon.
Austria: Hungary...frying pans are meant zo make food, not kill people. If zhey vere meant zo be veapons, zhey vould be called Killing pans or bloody pans or...Vhatever.
Hungary: Then, vhy is a princess holding one?
Austria: Maybe zo cook! *insert sarcasm here*
Hungary: 0_0 Yu did not just do zhat.
Austria: Vhat?
Hungary: Ztereotype vomen.
Austria: Vhat?
Hungary: Vhat.
Austria: Vhy do you have a frying pan in zhe first place?
Hungary: God came zo me in a dream and zold me zo hit men vith a frying pan.
Austria: Only men? *gives perplexed face*
Hungary: *nods happily* Yup :-)
Austria: Zomeone haz men problems....
Hungary: Yeah, you.
Austria: *gives Hungary the most judgemental expression in the world*
Hungary: You can't judge me. Only God can judge me. *points hand up*
Austria: Vhat?
Hungary: Vhat.
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Korea: You ready for this shit!
Thailand: No.
Korea: Too bad! *pushes Thailand down the stairs*
Thailand: *tumbles down*
*Thailand finally stops and everything goes quiet*
Korea: Uhh, Bro?
Vietnam:*Walks over to Korea* Is he dead?
Taiwan: *nervous* Uh-uh He's fine. T-totally!
Hong Kong: *nonchalantly sips from his soda* Tooootally. *insert sarcasm here*
Korea: Thailand?
*dramatic suspense music*
Taiwan: Can you quit it, Director-Chan?!
Director-Chan: Okay! :-)
Taiwan: Thanks ;-)
Director-Chan: *narrows eyes but turns off music* Continue!
Korea: Umm...
Director-Chan: Hello? I said Continue. *makes moving gestures*
Korea: Thailand?
*silence*
Thailand: *pops up* I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! AHHH!! *rips off shirt like the hulk*
Hong Kong: Plot Twist. Thailand is the Asian version of The Incredible Hulk.
*silence*
Director-Chan: Umm...
Hong Kong: *sips soda nonchalantly* Totally.
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Sealand: Hello!
So this is it, Author-Chan is busy changing out of her Director-Chan outfit, so I will be ending it! Author-Chan and the rest of us wants to say thank you!
Uhhmm...Also, Author-Chan is starting to do ship chapters, so if you want any of your ships written, just comment it, Okay? And she will gladly do the Yaoi....whatever that is....
So, that's it! Again, thank you and the world loves you! :-)
P.S. Make me a country.
Pretty please with a cherry on top.
You can't see my face, but I'm making puppy eyes.
:-)
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