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Nordic 5's Brothership

Imagine Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Norway and Iceland's relationship being extremely dysfunction.
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Iceland: *inside a building with his friends*

Norway: *comes to get him and waiting in the car*

Norway: *texting Iceland* Here, Bitch.
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Denmark: *Walking around, bored* Norway?

Denmark: NOrwAy

Denmark: NORWAY

Denmark: BROTHER

Norway: Why are you so obsessed with me?
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Finland: Good Morning, Bruh.

Iceland: Oh My Glob, Finland. Stop saying bruh.

Finland: Why bruh?

Finland: I need you to clean your room, bruh.

Finland: I do not need to stop saying bruh. I am saying it because It's cool. And I'm a cool brother.

Iceland: Okay.

Finland: Bruh

Finland: Bruh

Finland: Bruh

Finland: Bruh

Finland: Bruh
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Sweden: Dinner is in 20 minutes.

Denmark: What is it?

Sweden: Veal and rice. I looks good.

Denmark: will it poison me?

Sweden: Let's find out.

Denmark: If I ever die, and the police are involved... you'll be the first one they will question with this attitude.

Sweden: I'll risk it.
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Sweden: Any plans for tonight?

Iceland: No.

Sweden: Loser.
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Denmark: What are you doing tonight?

Iceland: studying.

Denmark: You're a nerd! Get out there! Get drunk! You're ruining my name!

Iceland: ???

Denmark: At least pretend you're drunk in front of your friends.
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Norway: How is the world meeting?

Iceland: horrible. I want to stab everybody here.

Norway: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.

Iceland: You're a nation. You shouldn't be condoning this.

Norway : Don't tell me how to live my life.
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Denmark: What time are you getting home?

Denmark: I'm REALLY hungry.

Finland: Then get some food bitch.
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Denmark: There is lightly fried fish fillets for dinner

Norway: Anko, it's 1: 15 A.M. wtf..

Denmark: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?

Norway: Well I mean yea..

Denmark: Mhm, thought so. Come on downstairs. They're still hot.

Norway: wait, what? Did you just make them?

Denmark: Yes, I wasn't tired, so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Norway: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time, Den..
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Iceland: Hey, what's up?

Sweden: Gas prices.

Iceland: Lol, Sweden. I meant like what are you doing?

Sweden: Finland.

Iceland: I want to move out.
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Iceland: I'm going to a party.

Denmark: Will you be drinking?

Iceland: No

Denmark: Will you being doing drugs?

Iceland: No

Denmark: Will you be having sex?

Iceland: NO!

Denmark: Then why the duck are you going???
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Iceland: Hey, I left my phone in Copenhagen.

Norway: Do you know how worried I've been?

Iceland: Norway, I'm sorry. I couldn't get ahold of you.

Norway: I almost broke the treaty to makes sure you were ok.

Iceland: What treaty???

Iceland: NORWAY ARE YOU QUOTING TWILIGHT AT ME?

Norway: Yes.
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Based on True Events. This is dedicated to MatthiasDane and the rest of you Nordic Followers,me included.

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