China: Author-Chan, I have a question, aru.
Author:*eating corn salad* Shoot, motherducker.
China: Why do you make so many random chapters? Aru?
Author: :-| Because I am too lazy to make actual stories.
China: Really, aru?
Author: Yeah, I'm too lazy to make stories. Plus, I promised the readers I would update on the weekends. Random chapters are easy and helps me keep the readers interested.
China: You're soyy smart, aru. :-)
Author: Your noodles are right!
China: Wut?
Author: Aru?
China: Aru making fun of me???
Author: Yep.
China: Whateves..so what do you want to do, aru?
Author: Honestly, I want to just write fanfiction.
China: About?
Author: Either DenNor or RoChu. Lately, I've been reading JohnLock.
China: Aru? I like Sholly.
Author: Sholly is soyy boring.
China: Well, I like it. Aru.
Author: China...
China: What, aru!?
Author: Nuttin. Guess what happened to me in the bathroom!
China: I give up, aru! *sarcasm*
Author: Okay, so I was in the bathroom, going to the bathroom..of course.
Anyways, so a girl walks in and just stands in a stall, with the stall door open. And the whole time she's going "click, clank, click, clank". And everytime she would say that, she would get closer to my stall.
China: :-() Oh my goodness graciouniess, aru.
Author: RIGHT! Anyways, so I'm like "Okay, time to go". I go out, and she instantly closes the stall door, and I begin to wash my hands. Then, I felt like I was being watched. So, I turn around and I see the girl looking at me, through the cracks of the stalls.
China: 0_0 Oh my..
Author: And the weirdest thing of all is that I never saw her face.
China: Oh my dim sum!
Author: Everything I just wrote actually happened.
China: You just broke the Fourth Wall.
Author: I had to. So, the readers know I'm not lying.
China: Okay? Well I guess that was it.
Author: I'm a bit disappointed...
China: Why, aru?
Author: I wanted this to be funny..
China: Don't try to make jokes funny. Aru.
Author: Meh, meh, meh, meh...
China: Hey! Aru!
Author: Whateves. I'm tired, so I'm going to go.
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ARUUUUUUUUUUU! :-)
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