One Sister, Seven Brothers, and Another Set of Memories {BTS}

happy birthday jk :*

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at you, turning 22, you puNK, IDIOT, BOY THAT NOT ONLY MAKES ME FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY But the one that makes me uwu and wish only the best for you :3

happy birthday, jungkook! as i said, you're turning 22, so big whoop! congrats for making it through those 21 years because these 16 of mine are really pushing it lol. you know, when i first got into bts, you were actually still in high school! when i found this out, i was still in middle school, seventh grade?? i was already scared about high school, but when i saw that you were still in high school and a member of my favorite boyband, i was like "wowie, if he can do it, i can!!" so like, you were an inspiration lol

on the subject of being a young army, i was crazy lol. i remember my senpai was first getting into the fandom like a year after i already was, and she was like "that's your favorite, right?" and she pointed to jimin. looking back on it, i'm totally understanding because she was just getting into the group, but at the time, i was literally so offended. like it's embarrassing. i hate thinking about that because twelve year old me was a complete booty-hole who needed some help.

anyway, now instead of being like "omg jungkook, i love you!!" i'm more like "omg jungkook doNT YOU DARE DO THAT, IT'S DANGEROUS." but you're not the only one who gets this mom treatment, because i'm like this with everyone honestly. i just feel more prone to do it with you because you're young and dumb and remind me of some of the guys in my class that are like "yolo" and continue to cheat death. i just feel like a mom on the sidelines.

but listen, it's cause i love you lol. i have to say that you're someone i enjoy writing about. i stated that jimin is someone i always choose to write about, but that's for when i need to address an issue. i use to jimin to write about issues i faced and struggled with and got over. i use taehyung for when i'm stressed and need reassurance that i got this. and i use you to remind me that even tho reality sucks, my imagination is pretty cool place.

to put it in easier terms, um, i'm constantly thinking of new ideas for youtube. like, you can't even imagine. what kid was super fun to write because i can honestly see you being the cool fun dad that doesn't put a damper on the party. gum will hopefully express the kind of friend i see you as being and aqahss shows how i see you as being the type to value loyalty over mostly everything else. and my sibling imagines put you in a different light, where i can totally see you as being the cocky, mean older brother that shows his caring ways in the sweetest, cutest, ways but very subtly. i just loooovvvvveeee itttttttt

um i could honestly rant about you for the rest of my life, so i'll cut it off here hehe. but i just wanted to tell you how much i love you and adore you and honestly if you stabbed me a thousand times, i'd still tell you that i love you. despite twelve year old me saying that i needed to get a new bias since it seemed like everyone else in the entire world loved you just as much as i, i still adore you, and nothing can change that. 

and with that, i hope you have a great birthday! may you get lots of gifts and love and hugs and ah! just all the good stuff. eat cake until you feel like you can't eat for another year! have fun on your special day and just remember that i, your family, your bandmates, friends, and thousands and thousands of other fans love and cherish you more than you'll ever know. so have a beautiful day and stay safe, you reckless turd :)