Aziraphale pepper-sprayed himself, Crowley then follows suit because they are both one half of their shared brain cell.
Warnings: strong language
Crowley entered the bookshop to find Aziraphale writhing in pain on the floor. "What the fuck!" He knelt beside the angel and took his hands away from his face.
"It burns! It burns!" The angel screamed, eyes screwed tight.
"What burns? What happened ?!" Crowley finally sees the small spray can thing on the floor. "Pepper spray?" He read the label. All of a sudden his eyes were on fire.
"Holy shit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" He rubbed his eyes, but that made it worse.
Both demon and angel were rolling on the floor in immense pain. Aziraphale finally got his bearings enough the miracle the pain away. Crowley lay next to Aziraphale regretting life for the next two hours.
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