*JJ's POV*
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I'd been out vlogging all day receiving dms about harry and kays diss track. It's been hard keeping myself from watching it, but i wanna make a reaction video out of it.
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I turned the camera on and showed the thumbnail.
"Seriously guys? Seriously? Are you lot really getting involved?" i sighed.
"Let's just watch this" i sat down and clicked play.
The intro made me laugh, I'll give him that much.
Creature was shit
"Creature was shit?"
"Ah you know what nah nah nah" i stopped myself, and hit play again.
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
"alright yo"
"i don't have tits fam."
"they called pecks, THEY'RE CALLED PECKS. I HAVE PECKS." i shouted.
"you have pecks, when you have muscle there"
"ah again"
"little shots little shots"
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So tell me why the fuck do you still have breasts?"
i just giggled.
Yeah you're leaving the Sidemen, but thankfully
You made the other guys but you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So let's get started on why your life's peak
"Tommy Gun" got 2 mil views in 3 weeks
Which means 14 million people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
"wait hold on hold on hold on" i said, pausing the video.
"first of all it's an audio it's not even a video so that's why i didn't expect it to get that many views so go fuck yourself. people who listened to it thought it was sick" i replied.
"ahhhh harry, harry" i shouted.
"bro my man's gunnin for me" i said before laughing.
"rahhhh" i shouted in disbelief.
I rate you though, JJ; you've made stacks
But the fact is you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
"that's fuckin harsh"
"my ep didn't flop it's just something i wanted to do i didn't give a fuck like man"
"ahh man"
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
"Nope." i laughed.
Now let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
with this i just stared into the camera. there's just no fuckin way.
Your family must have some retarded genes
"faaaaam"
"faaaaaaam" i laughed.
"yoooo so we bringin up mums" i laughed, cutting myself off.
"ah alright" i laughed.
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
"Oh my fucking god"
"Harry"
"Are you taking the piss"
"are you taking the piss"
"yooooo"
"i'm going to finish you"
"i'm going to finish you harry"
"Oh my god"
"wowww"
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet (Why?)
'Cause she's a world-renowned sket
i just there my hands up, containing a small smile.
You can smell her gonorrhea from a mile away
You should hook her up with some vagina spray
"La-Lamborghini, la-Lamborghini"
Has anybody seen JJ's Lamborghini?
No! He crashed it a year ago
You incompetent fuck, just learn to drive slow
It's been sat there dying and collecting dust
A bit like your channel when you left it for months
You went to L.A and it's clear to see why
All you need to do is look at Spotify
RiceGum got more streams on one of his songs
Than your whole EP; JJ, what went wrong?
"man harry"
"you have brought a war" i laughed.
"you have brought a fucking war." i said, snapping the plastic piece i was messing with through the video. i hit play and the beat switched up.
You ain't got time for your bros
"Oh. well, for the record, I'm tired of you and your bullshit. Why would you take anybody's side over mine? Best friends don't do that shit to each other." I sighed.
Wow she betrayed me. I loved her so fucking much.
But you got time for these hoes, oh no (Okay)
Yeah, I'm the girl who raps, and I've got the craziest flows (They're crazy)
"No you don't." I said laughing at how she thinks she can rap.
"This shit, it takes time. you can't just throw shit together, and be like 'oh my i'm a rapper now'."
The name is Kay and you already know I'm stealin' the show
I'm takin' it home, now you're beefin' the pros
But I'm gonna blow so stop with the gloat
And tell all your fans what's screaming to know
I'm just an elegant yute
I laughed so loud at this and just didn't say nothing.
Everyone knows I'm better than you (okay)
Ethan exposed your irrelevant views
"Nah fam."
'Cause bro, you're afraid of tellin' the truth (Oh, mad)
I know you think you're awesome
"Because I am"
But it's time to take some caution (Stay back)
You baited out Deji for texting those girls
But you're on your fourth abortion (Stay dead)
what a bitch. fuck me. the reactions to that is gonna be horrid.
Spent 100k on a crap track
Still gon lose, now that's that
Instead of sparring or going gym
You're posting strippers on Snapchat (breasts)
All my vids, you won't share mine
you know I'm getting that airtime (in the sky)
Like Malaysia Airlines
Nobody's found your hairline
"Oh fuck you too Kay." i said, getting pissed off, over everything she had just said.
"there's me thinking i've already got a dis track waiting for ethan"
"looks like shits about to hit the fan now."
"you want me to bring it i'll bring it mothafucker"
"yo fair play" i clapped.
"yo that disstrack was fuckin lit"
"you fuckin smashed it"
"yeah bro just wait though just wait"
"it's been ya boy ksi, it's comin"
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