Winning the world and you

Meeting those You know

Yuu just starts giggling while... Mee becomes distressed and starts to try flail away, Pat walks over and forces Mee back into it more, "I can't handle two running around, get back in there."

The more emo looking one, laughs slightly while still sounding struggled, "Hah... That's what she said." Admittedly I snort, but Pat made a sound of disgust, shoving him harder to Yuu who stopped chuckling and started to get distressed. "Uh, ok stop!" I say, starting to walk over when I notice they're in actual pain.

When I grab the new-duo's arms the door opens, we all stop and look over to see Tom standing there with a bland expression. We stare back with a look of fear and not knowing how to deal with this. "Hello, Thomas!" Yuu greeted strangely cheerfully.

Tom sighed, rubbing the space between his nose and eyes "Whatever, from the shit I've seen today this hardly makes the top five weirdest," he quoted, walking in and going past us who were all in the same position with two Yuus, "Yuu, explain this to me before I forget my own name." He grabs a bottle of whisky from behind a cabinet... Wait that's supposed to be hidden how the fuck did he know?

After that Yuu elbowed Damien in the stomach, making him wheeze and step back so Yuu could just walk over to Tom who was already cracking the bottle open. So now we just look to Mee who was a little teary eyed from the pain, "So, you're by yourself now?" I ask Mee.

He slowly turns his head to me, "No Brownie, I'm just socialising with the air." Oh yeah, he's a little shit; how could I forget, I flip him off and he does the same to me with an intense grumpy face. Pat grabs my shoulders like a mother trying to drag their child away but Mee and I start laughing anyway.

Midway through laughing he says, "This is fine."

~SMALL TIME SKIP (STILL PAUL'S P.O.V)~

So, it's been under five minutes and Jordan is already drunk so that's fun and Damien is having to pretty much keep hold of him before he does something dumb, he just drank apple juice- There are so many things I don't understand! And Patryk is being emo because Mee is clinging to me like a leech... Or an introvert at a social gathering...

Tom is quiet for a moment, sipping more alcohol before speaking up, "So you had split identity disorder," He says, sounding very calm about it, "didn't think that was important to bring up?" He looked to Yuu who had a coffee instead of anything acholic. Evil Pringle shrugged, "We would tell you once you asked questions."

"Eh, well it explains a lot" Tom drank again, seeming very calm about this. Mee makes an awkward noise to confirm I'm not the only one thinking so. "What about the 'demon' splitting you?" Pat asked with a sense of sarcasm. "Hm, it's hard to say; punishment, stupidity or just pure accidents," He started, "But as for why we were split at all; I had to loan apart of my soul to prove I would complete the deal which I didn't. So to get a part of my own personality he had to split my mind. Letting us split until the deal was 'done'."

Tom slams the bottle down, laughing more- ok he's drunk now. "You fucking scammed a demon..." He snorted with his face in the table. Yuu laughed a long, patting the poor alcoholic on the head, speaking of poor Jordan shoves himself off Damien and starts drunkenly babbling, "D-dame, hold my drink and watch this." As soon as he jumped Damien grabbed him.

"Pft, about sixty-seven percent of drunk people's last words have been spoken." Mee speaks up eventually- shit I forgot he was here and not... Y'know. This for some reason makes Damien startled, weird... The drunk red head speaks up again, "Boo, I had a-a thing happening here," He grumbled before poking Damien on the face, "I love you."

For some reason the psycho seems just pissed off, "Natürlich sagst du es, wenn du betrunken bist..."

Geez that's depressing.