Star Wars: The Random Wars

Be my Valentine kroniseye!

Ok I tried! You know kroniseye rhymes with valentines! No?

Ok then!!! Argh! Well welcome to February 14! Love is in the air! But not for me! Since no girl friend! Plus I think the person I tried to hook up with thinks I'm odd..... ah whatever let's go!

This will be an alternative to the winter formal so a valentines dance!
Pls don't kill me Randomer

Let's begin my esteemed friends!

Please play für Elise in the background while reading!

It's was a bright February morning and a typical day for Randomer.
Drink tea, go to school, rant, hate on feminism, block the haters and whatnot!
But little did the Randomer know today was Valentine's Day!

He checked his phone and as he saw it there were many messages from lion... the 5 footer who wanted to get herself to hook up with him. She had a thing for Brits I suppose.

Lion- oh Randy poo! Happy Valentine's Day!
Randomer - your kidding...
Lion- no no sweetheart! Did you get me something!?!
Randomer- Nope.
Lion- Oh Randomer you funny guy!
Randomer- but I didn't....
Lion- I'm looking forward to the gift!
Randomer- whatever don't be mad if you don't get one!

Randomer went to sip his tea that he made just earlier and went to go chill out at the library as he had off from school.

Meanwhile in the library....
BennyBedlam - was sitting in a sparkly pink suit with a silk red tie, Kronis on the other part wearing a full black tux, same with Darkest_Camera DarkestNeon Ryan_Penney TheNewNarrator.
And the ever sooo fine ladies were wearing elegant dress of assorted colors except erinbeejkl and Infinite_Galaxies817 who apparently don't like dress but as the other bunch lionmouse Wolf_Vos_Normandy Chekerboard Minnowkit Possumpants lionmouse KiddoCiddo VoidKenobi

Erin- ay Randomer what's up!
Randomer- Feeling britty!
Lion- it's my Randy poo!
Randomer- stay away from me!
Possum- easy there!
Void- calm your fishsticks!
Lion- come here you!

As she spoke she ran after Randomer to get a hug but thankfully Randomer juked her.
Wolf- what was that for?
Void- good question!
Randomer- I hate valentines?
Randomer- forget it! I'll never celebrate this useless holiday!
Kronis- but why!
Lion- BABY PLEASE
Benny- gotta get in the mood!
Erin- Its the only time of the year!
Benny- come on mate!
Kyra- don't wanna be lonely!
Minnowkit- Exactly! High five?
Kyra- hell yeah!

Randomer- screw you guys I'm going to bed!

Randomer stormed out of the library....

As he was sleeping the vision entered his mind....

Spooky Kronis- I am the ghost of Valentine's past!
Randomer- Wait! Where am I!
Spooky Kronis- In a vision.....
Randomer- this shouldn't be poss-!
Spooky Kronis- Hush hush lets go to the Valentine's Day back when you were 10....
Randomer- nooooooooooo!!!!
Spooky Kronis- yes!!!! Weeeeee!!!!!!