*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
I need to go to school, workout, homework, spaghetti!
Sheesh!!!!!
But while working on Benny's spooky Contest I've been writing this too!
La da la da la da la da!
We start with our characters in the land of music!
Randomer- do ra me fa so la de do Kronis- pls stop Randomer- fine but I get to use new pickup lines later! Erin- pls don't. Randomer- we'll see. Benny- so we just spawned here? Possum- yeah one second me and Benny were decorating a Christmas tree and now we just ended up here! Lion- I was raiding in GW!!!!! Erin- come on guys give me a break! Randomer- well I was busy jack-! I mean brushing my teeth! Wolf- I was playing skyrim!!! Ryan- I was being Aussie!!! Minnowkit- I was watching anime! Cheker- I was playing checkers! Benny- I was making gains! I was being a dumbass! New- Wait how'd I get here!!! All- Your stuck here now.... Ryan- muwhahahahahha! Erin- you guys are weird... All- hey!!!! Lion- because I have an obsession with male abs and Molotovs doesn't mean I'm not normal!!!! Dark and camera- just because we speak in and have a syrup obsession doesn't mean we are weird? Kronis- just because I love Star Wars doesn't mean I don't like other things!!! Benny- just because I'm a writing god doesn't mean I'm not normal!
kyra and Kiddo- just because I love marvel doesn't mean I'm not normal!
Ryan- umnmn normal!!!
Possum- Just because I have love for fuzzy items doesn't mean I'm not normal! All sneer at Newnarrator
Erin- ummmm... back to the prompt! Kronis- fine.... Benny- da fuq is going on? Erin- easy!!! The crown has been stolen by Justin Bieber and every time he changes the song the landscape changes! Dark- that makes no sense.... but I'll roll with it! Kyra- yay!!!, Somerandomer- you all know the drill!
Randomer- Hey cheker I wish I was glue so you'd be stuck to me all night! Cheker- ew!!!
Randomer- Hey Erin I want to reduce the air between our mouths! Erin- I hate germs!!!
Randomer- Ok I'll just skip you possum!
Randomer- A, b,c , e, f, g, h, I, j, k, l ,m ,n, o, p. q. r. s. t, u, v, w, x, y, z! Wolf- where's the d? Randomer- don't worry I'll put it in you soon! Wolf Drop kicks randomer.
Hey kiddo! I want to eat you like a crumpet! Kiddo punches him
Hey Kyra! What long and thick?? Kyra- Stay away!!!!!
Erin- now can we get back? Kronis- yes. Erin- woo!
Sing this part!!!!
Erin- we are off to kill the Justin! The Justin who we hate! Dark- yes we Do! Camera- of course we do! Benny- he has commit a wrong! Possum- who which no one can solve! Somerandomer- I enjoy tea! But let's get back to the Show! Kiddo- Now let's get low!!! New narrator- this is my hell. All- but there is no escape!!!! Kronis- oohhhhh! We are off to kill the Justin! The one we hate so dear! Erin- now let's get back onto the road!!!! New- End it!!!!!
Erin- ok bois! We are on the first road!!! The candy land! Benny and possum- is the road made of candy!!!?? Benny- it is!!!
They start running around trying to eat everything. Randomer- wait for me!!!!
They eat a lot of the candy like a bunch of krazy kids.
They hear a spooky tune near by....
Wolf- ummmm guys.... why is night coming so quickly??? Kiddo- I smell old bacon.... Kronis- hmmm Cheker- zombies!!!! New- *girly scream* All- run!!!
With the group running possum, Benny and Randomer running with the most chocolate they can carry. They ran from the zombies.
A few minutes of running later they arrive in a sunny area with cheery music playing.
New- why am I here?? All- because you can never escape!!!!! Erin- according to my map we are one mile away from the evil Justin! Kiddo- why do want to kill Justin?
Shade appears and covers her face.
Erin- the year was 08 I was just a wee lad.... he came and ruined my friends... my peeps.... my homeboys.... his music was poison but he has returned and wants revenge.... and we will destroy him!!!! Erin- Dues Vult!!!! All- dues Vult!!!!! Erin- charge!! Ryan- hi guys!!! All- ahhhh!!!!!!
Kronis- to the Benny mobile!!!
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At the Benny mobile which is regular 5 seater.
Ryan- is it usually this cramped? New- not sure... Kronis- used to have more space.... Benny- hey!, possum gets shotgun! Rest of you need to sit in the back! All- awwww... Benny- let's gooo!!!!!
Benny slammed down on the gas and they went flying!!!
A few minutes of cramping later....
Benny- we're here!!!! Somerandomer- ugh! Next time I'm calling a uber! Kiddo- those don't exist here. Somerandomer- argh!!!!!!!
Then before they knew it the evil Justin appeared!
New- I'm your biggest fan!!! Justin- BURN MORTAL SCUM!!!!
he fires eye lasers and melts Newnarrator!!?!
Ryan- nooo!!!!
Erin- charge!!!! They run at the giant Justin and attack him, lion throwing Molotovs, Benny throwing books, possum calling an army of possums to attack, Randomer throwing hot tea, kyra using bang guns, kiddo using her sharp makeup brush, Kronis with his laser weapons, dark and camera with their sharp leaves, Ryan with Indiana jones whip, cheker with a game board, and Erin using her???? Umm sword! Yeah!! And minnowkit throwing her mangas!
Attack after attack till the giant Justin died, we stuck back Newnarrator ashes into a person again and we all ate lunchables all together!!!!
