Oh a it's the setup it's the setup! Does anyone know where that's from?
So what's up?
This one goes to Ryan_Penney
Yay?
Anywho let's begin!!!!!!!!!!
We are gathered at Benny's house......
Possum- who let all the kids in?
Benny- possum! There here to help us in a drug bust!
Lion- yeah who you're calling kid?
Kronis- lion your 5 foot and the smallest of the group. Unless...... New narrator is Actually a 4 foot midget....
Lion- probably
New- excuse me!!!! I'm right here!
Benny- now to more pressing matters!!!! The drug house across the street! We're going to take it out!
Kiddo- to dinner! because I could use some good fries right now...
Benny- possum maybe your right these kids are like between the ages of 7th grade to high scholars.
Possum- hmmm I feel that minors could totally help us on this quest!!!
Nubbs- yay!
Erin- do we have to go on a drug bust?
Ryan- yeah! Drugs are good!
Possum- wat.
Ryan- whack.
Camera- Sack
Kronis- Rack....
lion- nope nope nope!
Erin- retract!
Cheker- manic!
Minnowkit- Heart attack!
Infinite- wat.
Benny- umm excuse me! But this is my thing!
Wolf- as I clearly do know how to use a gun! I'll go in first!
Lion- no one can touch me! Do do do!
Cheker- my earrrssss!
Benny- nope. I'll be leading in. Kronis, wolf, and lion behind me! The rest of you go behind the house and set up booby traps! Dark, camera snipe them from above!
Erin- ooo! Traps!
Camera- speaking of traps!
Camera- hey Erin!
Erin- yeah?
Camera- It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out!
Erin- really?
Camera- yesususyeysyys
Camera- hey minnowkit!
Minnowkit- ya?
Camera - Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long!
Minnowkit- umm no!
Camera- hey lion!
Lion- yeah?
Camera- Are you google? Because you're exactly what I'm looking for!
Lion- bo staff attack!!!!
Camera- owowowowowe!
Camera- hey wolf!
Wolf- sah?
Camera- even if there was no gravity on earth I'd still fall for you!
Wolf- umm but there is!
Camera- we're supposed to be shipped! Sheesh!
Camera- Hey infinite?
Infinite- yeah?
Camera- there are infinitely many ways to talk to you... but I can't choose one... so have some maple syrup!
Wolf- excuse me camera are you checking out other girls!!!
Camera- Ummmm nooo?
Camera- Hey nubbs!
Nubbs- si boss?
Camera- can i see that butterbutt?
Nubbs- nooooooo?'!!!!
Benny- are you done?
Camera- fine.....
Ryan- let's a go!!!!!
Erin- noooooooo!!
Kronis- wooooo!
Ryan- ITS TIME TO STOP!
At the house....
Benny- Alright we need to be stealthy!
Kronis- nah choo choco mother fuckers!!!!!!
He kicks open the door and starts shooting!!!!
Lion- woowowowowowowoowo!
Bang!!!
Mean while in the roof.
Dark- What's better honey or maple syrup?
Camera- maple!
Camera- a million dollars or a million gallons of maple syrup?
Dark- map-!
Benny- *over walkie talkie* you 2 better start sniping!
Camera and dark- yeeeeeeeeettt!!!!! And they send bullets ringing into the house!
Wolf- wooo!!! Bullets!!!!
Pop pop!!!
Erin- so we're supposed to make traps?
Cheker- sah.
New- let's get building!
Kyra- ayyyyyM!! Hammer traps!!!!
Kronis- sweet nana a time!
Benny- nap time bitches!
Wolf- bang bang take that!
Lion- ummm! GW2 Is awesome!
As other guys go out back
New-Now look at this creation!
Erin- all you did was put a bucket on the doors edge!
Ryan- shhhh!
Erin- allow me to show you boys who's B0ss!
Kyra- All you did was attach a bell!
Erin- your point is....?
Kyra- no! Put a giant hammer!
Then our heroes are surrounded!
As they know it possum unleashes an army of possums.
Bad guys- eieiieieieie!
The possums continue to bite their butts as they all go down stairs to see who is leading this group.
Possum- I am immortal!!!
They finally make it to the basement where the leader is!
The person on the chair is Ryan!!!!!
Kronis- Wat!!!!!!
Erin- talk about a plot twist!
Lion- wrist!
Ryan- fist!
Benny- rain drop!
Possum- drop top!
New- I though I knew you!
Ryan- I am supreme! I own every cartel in Australia!
Benny- turn to the lightside it's not too late!
Ryan- never!!!!!!
Benny- there is only one way to settle this.....
Kronis- no! It's too dangerous!
Possum- it's too stupid!
Ryan- am I the only one who's out of the loop here?
New- yes daddy!
Ryan-don't call me that!
Lion- like really what is it?
Erin- I'm in the dark!!!!
Dark and camera- we're both dark! But we're white!!!, *spooky music*
Wolf- you don't know!
Possum- sheeshshshhsshshshsh!
Randomer- really guys this!
All- what!
Randomer disappeared
Benny- it is an ultimate electric guitar solo contest!
Wolf- That's too dangerous!!!
Erin- DO IT!
Ryan- challenge accepted!!!
Many minutes of epic guitar solos later...
Benny- pause! Do we even know how to play guitar?
Ryan- ummm?... no?
Benny- then what are we doing?
Erin- ummmm can you guys do a CAGE FIGHT!
Kronis- damn that was intense!
Erin- I've always wanted to see one!
New- I've got popcorn!
All- wooo!!!
As they spoke a magic cage arena appeared!
All- fight fight fight!
Benny goes in for the punch! In which Ryan attempts to dodge and succeeds! Now Ryan holds out his arms ina defensive position to protect his face and be ready to strike! Pow! Ryan goes in the for the hit and punches Benny square in the mouth! But what's this Benny didn't even flinch!
Friend ending.
Ryan- I in all honesty did not expect that to work.
Benny- so ummm do I knock you out?
Ryan- ummm you forfeit?
Benny- nah?
All- booo! More guts!
Kronis- 0/10 IGN!
Lion- I've seen cakes fight harder!
Erin- umm never mind.
Benny- friends my dude from down under?
Ryan- friends!
All- booo!
Cheker- I want a refund!
No friend ending.
As Benny goes in for the first punch it's a knock out!!, KO,
All- woo!!! Blood and guts!
Dark and camera- ummm us more civilized types will be leaving....
Benny- nooo escape!!!!
All- eieieieieieieie!
Benny- I am the new boss!!!!
Ryan- hahahahahahahha!
Benny- We're in kahoots!
All- ermahgerd!!!
Randomer- I did not see this one coming!
Kronis- we have been beaned.
Erin- come on! Boooooo! I no like this plot twist! No no! Just like underage sex!
New- ok! I misread it!!! Arrrghhh!
Benny- umm back to us being in kahoots!
Possum- would know be a good time for a dun dun dun?
Erin- yeah.
Possum- DUN DUN DUN!
What will happen to our heroes?
Find out next time on the silver shroud!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Star Wars: The Random Wars
De Todo*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
