Does anyone actually read this stuff I use as my introduction?
Anywho I was thinking how beautiful, muscled, and majestic I am. Then I realized something..................
I was a punk ass bitch cock sucking dip stick, douche bag, dick, jerk person I've ever seen!
Damn I was something,
Old Kronis Vs. New Kronis!
Getting attacked
OK: Get chocked bitch!
NK: Get chocked and kicked in the balls... Bitch!
Complements
OK: thanks!
NK: why thank you fine sir! Enjoy your day!
Getting roasted
OK: Go fudge your self!
NK: hey bitch whore! Guess what you suck your dads beef sticks!
Roasting
OK: your mom!
NK: your mum!
Talking to girls
OK: uhh hi there umm...
NK: hey girl what's up with you? Your hair looks fine! (As well I try my best to make them laugh.)
Talking to guys.
OK: come on! Everyone lets go!
NK: Shall we go my fine gentlemen?
Body type
OK: fat, and tall
NK: taller, muscular, still a little fat.
Age
OK: Nah....
NK: Nah....
Violence level.
OK: Die die die fûcking die you old faggots!!!!!!!!!
NK: care to dance? (Much less violent)
Compression
OK: fish plus fish equal whale.
NK: roughly the same.
I think I should sleep soon.... *yawn* well then nighty night. Everyone.... Zzz......
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Star Wars: The Random Wars
Random*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
