Well hello there!
After the hell storm that was 50 shades of lion #Blamethirdarmy
KiddoCiddo asked in our chat that she wanted a prompt of Benny and possum adopting us.
And I've only got 20 Parts left in this book till I reach the max
I was thinking the name to be Star Wars: (I'm stuck with that title for some reason) The revenge of the Random and I have to find a slick storm trooper.. ah enough of my rambling.
One day I'll go back to this knowing how much of a fag i was. Sheesh well hopefully it stays this way. I like me (for the most part) Alright more Rambling... also thanks for BennyBedlam and Possumpants having to go through this.
And I'm putting thethirdarmy in!!!!
As YIU can see I'm not a fluff kind of guy and I may not be able to do this very well unfortunately. But I will try my best!
Sometimes it is nice to be fluffier rather than write the most random shit ever!
Now as a mother and father (supposedly) of 13 if I am correct! (And everyone just skips this part and press vote and leaves!)v
This will be quite odd
And yes TheNewNarrator I will put you in! But you are in the last prompt! Looookkkk!!!
And no if you ask me to make you a girl ok fine but not a toddler slut! Sucking toddler dick!
We begin our story in Australia.... (this is going to hurt)
Also I don't think pick up lines are acceptable here!
Ouch this is going to hurt.....
Oh well!!!
Wait! What age would we be! I'd say 6-4
somerandomer2 - 6 (And yes I am including you)
lionmouse - 6
Wolf_Vos_Normandy - 6
Darkest_Camera -4
DarkestNeon -6
thethirdarmy -5
HARLEY_BENZ - 5
Kronis- 6
erinbeejkl - 5
TheNewNarrator - 5 (AND NO YOUR NOT BEING A TODDLER SLUT)
Ryan_Penney -4
Minnowkit - 5
Chekerboard - 5
Infinite_Galaxies817 -4
Lion- Feed meemememe! Daddy! (OH NOOOO THAT HURT)
Benny- one minute!
Erin- Hey look at this socket!
Kronis- Shiny.... I found a fork!
Erin- stick it in.....
Possum- Nope!
Kyra- Oh Jared you look so hot....
Benny- INAPPROPRIATE MATERIAL!
He swoops in and takes it
Kyra- hey!
Kronis- time to stick it in!
Erin- DO IT
Possum swoops in at takes it from Kronis.
Wolf- the mission is to invade the secret cave and steel the gem from Mr. Fluffy!
Cheker- yeah!
Ryan- Can I come?
Both- no.
Ryan- Oh.... I'll go after Randomer!
Infinite- Mommy! Randomer's drawing things!
Randomer- As you can see this is my plan to destroy the world! After I pass my math test!
Wolf- the one you got 42% on Randy?
Randomer- At least one of you is intelligent and listening!
Ryan- Stop right there bad guy!
Ryan charges at Randomer and knocks him over.
Benny- stop right there!
Lion- IM HUNGRYYYY
Erin- I wanna be a neko! (Still haven't forgotten!)
Wolf- I wanna tomb raid!
Ryan- I Want a Pupper!
Army- I got a rifle!
He fires it and it goes between Benny's legs
Benny- Ieieieieieie!
Dark- I want syrup!
Kiddo- I want tea!
Randomer- Make it double!
Camera- I want the pain to end!
All- Wut
Camera- wat
Camera- I wanna a camera!
Benny- FIELD TRIPPPP
All- Yay!
Wolf- I say we go tomb raiding! (For real)
Kronis- already done! 3 times!
Randomer- Game show!
Kronis- 2 times!
Erin- fluffy dragons?
Kronis- Done!
Wolf- Fallout???
Kronis- Si
Benny- Cage fighting?
Kronis- hmmmm not bad... who wants to be rocky!
Camera- Break into maple facilities!
Dark- Yeet!
Kronis- ummmmmm you are sorta inactive....
Dark- I WILL LIVE FOREVER
Benny- to the field trip to the fighting arena!
Lion- let's a go!
Possum- is that really a good idea???
Benny- what's the worst thing that could happen?
Lion- To the Benny
New Jumps and slides in from of her Mobile!
Third- Am I supposed to do that?
Camera- it's a sorta a religion
In the car....
Lion- Your coconut sucks Kronis!
Kronis- your Molotovs suck!
Wolf- Stop fighting both of you! We both know that my Lara Croft doll is better!
Dark and camera- MAPLE IS THE ONLY THING.
Randomer- Math is superior you losers!
New- Popcorn is better!
Kyra- JARED LETTO IS MY ONLY LOVE!
They all look at her
Kyra- What!!!,
Ryan- WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE
Erin- Are we there yet!???
All- NO!
Benny- We're here!
Possum- I feel like adopting these random kids on the internet wasn't a very good idea....
Benny- Psh
Ryan-I'm a blessing! Not a curse!
New- whoever said that they were lying
Erin- Bad new!
Benny- why can't you be normal!!
New- *screeching!!!*
Army- Its time to party!
Possum- No party!!!
Wolf- Then tomb raiding adventure!
All- BENNY BENNY BENNY TRAMPOLINE PARK!
Wolf- I wanna fly!
Camera- I wanna die!
All- Wut
Camera- Wat
Kronis- I want to jump one to another!
Kyra- I wanna go on the ball pit!
Erin- Hmmmmmmmmmm
Kronis- that's sensual!
Kiddo- I'd like to play with those thicc balls!
Erin- HMMMMMMMMM!
New- I wanna act like jaws and pull Ryan down to the bottom!
Possum- Bad new!
New- *screeching*
Erin-HMMMMMMM!
Kronis- Are you done hmming yet?
Erin- I wasn't!
Infinite- Suspicion!
Benny- we're here!
All- AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
They immediately ran from the car and entered the park and ran past the ticket booth to the trampolines and started to jump on it with kiddo landing on Ryan's square sending him flying new using getting stuck on the basketball hoop, infinite tossing dodge balls at Kronis and watching him run around trying to avoid it Kyra running around with wolf and attacking one of the referees for saying she was out Cheker playing checkers with Erin while jumping Ryan hitting a wall and falling over. New talking to this Eva girl and getting beaned army going around with a squirt guns me trying to get it on lions head as she hisses about the water and reasoner trying to study for his math work as everything going downhill around him.
A few minutes later....
All- possum we want food!!!!
(What the hell is wrong with me why am I even writing this)
Possum- fine here you go!
Dark and camera had pancakes with syrup
Erin had a cupcake
Wolf ate a biscuit
Randomer had spaghetti
Army had deer meat
Kiddo had tea
Infinite had cake
Kyra had a cream pie
Lion ate the tears of her enemies
Cheker had a burger
They all went home and enjoyed sleep after flipping out...
Erin- night Kronis
Kronis- night Randomer
Lion- night Kronis
Kronis- night Kyra
Kyra- night Cheker
Dark night camera
Camera- night dark
Randomer- night wolf
Wolf- night Cheker
Now repeat this like 3 times!
Well the. This was fun!
Maybe I'll do another version?
Maybe not?
Hope you enjoyed!!!
I got halo the master chief collection and it's sooo good!!!
The campaign is so fun!
Peace out paideias!
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GOSH DARN YOU WOLFFFF!
Beyeyeyeyeyeeeee
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Star Wars: The Random Wars
Random*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
