*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
Hi Ho Ho! Also a reminder if you haven't asked for a present by your main man Kronis you need to ask! I can't read minds!
So for BennyBedlam we are paranormal detectives investigating a cult!
Woo!
Pink panther theme plays in background
BennyBedlam - Alright Ladies I've gathered you all here today to discuss another investigation. KiddoCiddo - ooo! Another candy bust! Benny- Nope. New- A Popcorn heist! Benny- try again. lionmouse- Abs check! Benny- Come on! Kronis- Star Wars studio raid! Benny- really? Darkest_Camera and DarkestNeon - Maple syrup grab! Benny- come on! kyra1234567890bruno - DC collectible grab! Benny- we aren't a criminal organization! Possum- You sure honey? They all look oddly at possum.
Possumpants - what! Benny- no you morons we're investigating a cult! The_Butternubber- A youtuber cult! Benny- no! A cult of Cthulhu! The spooky tentacle monster! Ryan_Penney so like the kraken? Wolf_Vos_Normandy release the kraken!!!!! Benny- why do you guys even work here? All- Because you love us! Benny- fine....
Dark- Your hotter than cthulga! Lion- huh! Dark- are you an elder god? Because your looks are driving me insane! Lion- Ummm? Dark- even with strange abons my love will never die! Lion- you look normal to me! Dark- Umm last try! Hey lion are you a sea lion because I can see you in my bed! Lion- finally a pick up line that makes sense! (Curtesy of Camera!)
Benny is dying of laughter in the corner while the others have no clue whats going on.
Then without them knowing Benny somehow teleported behind them Benny- talking about me! All- aieieieieieieiie! Benny- now let's go investigate the cult!!!! Kronis- To the Benny-! New- Mobile!!!! Kronis- I'm blocking you.
At the Benny mobile!
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Kiddo- Something doesn't feel right here. Kronis- well it's less cramped!!!! Erin- wooo!!!!!!!! But pls can I sit in shotgun! Benny- no! But while he was yelling they saw a small tentacle come from Benny's mouth... New- Benny are you eating calamari? Ryan- ya? Lion- calamari goes good with abs. Wolf- Abs..... Camera- wolfs..... Wolf- what!!! Ryan- Cheker's.... Cheker- Ryan's.... Ryan- what! Cheker- what!
Benny slams down on the gas!!! Kyra- weeeeee!!!! Kronis- Ahhhh!!!!!!!! Dark- Syrup forever!!!!
A few minutes of clearly illegal driving with a let me count uhh 10 minors! New, Cheker, me, Ryan, lion, kiddo, wolf, dark, camera, Erin, Kyra, nubs, 12!!!!!!! What! We need a larger car. But 14 in total!
Anywho later.... Benny- we're here! Home sweeet home! Possum- uhh what! Kiddo- do you think Benny's acting weird? Like more than usual? Kronis- I suppose.... Benny- now let's go find the cultists!!!!
And few minutes cult searching later... Benny- hello my dearies!!!! Possum- You good Benny? Benny- never better!
He starts skipping around. New- well I'm getting popcorn! Anyone want some? Benny- hiss! No popcorn!! Scare away cultists! Possum- wait a second! Benny why have you been eating a lot of fish today? Benny- no reason. Cheker- I smell something fishy dun dun fish! Ryan- 20/10 Cheker! Cheker- Oo Benny- are you suggesting I'm Cthulhu? Nubbs- Uhhhh yeah? Benny- then face my wrath!!!!
Then in a transformation of unforeseen propteions the bearded writing guard spilt into 2! For it was Ben-thulu!
Dun dun dun!!!!
B0ss battle commence!
Benthulu starts and uses waterwave!
It was a hit!10 damage taken!
Kronis- no one can stop me! Kronis uses emperor coco-tine!
It's super effective!
Darkand camera use maple mask! Benthulu is now confused!
Possum uses Possum scratch! 12 points of ballistic damage!
Lion uses molotov! Benny is burned!
Wolf uses gun! Benny is bleeding!
(Keep in mind that Benny's health is like 1000 and we are like 75-100.
New tosses popcorn! It's unaffected!
Kiddo uses hot tea cup! 10 points of damage!
Ryan uses oversized weeb sword Does 10 damage!
Cheker uses sharp chess pieces! Benthulu is bleeding!
Benthulu- owiwiwiwiw!!!
A few minutes of attacking benthulu later....
Benthulu fall down defeated?
With our group of heroic heroes successful they find the leader of the cult! Somecunter!
Dun dun dun!
They throw him behind bars and they are all saved! Or are they.... dun dun dun,
