Kronis: Pikachu I choose you!
Pikachu: fuck nah bitch! Do it yourself I'm a free man!
Kronis: *pulls out gun* I dare you to say that again!
Pikachu: uhh ok!!!!!!! I'll fight....
So what's with everyone playing Pokemon go!
I'm the only person in my entire state who doesn't play it?
All my friends... Play it!
Random people: play it!
Relatives: play it!
My weight coaches: play it!
Kronis: Doesn't have the right phone!
No joke because I can't do so I sneak up on people and ask them weird things....
So yesterday I was at Friday night live I snuck up on a kid and yelled do you have any pikachus!?
He and his mum laughed.
I also said this.
Kronis: meet me in the alley I have a mew! I am 100% legit!
They waved me off.
And this
Did you find a Pikachu! I need one! I'll give a charzard!
And even this.
Get off my lawn you bigots! You want a Pikachu... scram!!!!!
Yeah I've lost it... But I never had it... Just like my soul, sanity, etc...
G'night to all! Or morning to me U.K and Canada dudes.... Or whenever you're reading this!
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Star Wars: The Random Wars
Ngẫu nhiên*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
