*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
One two three a clock four a clock rock! Five, six, seven, eight a clock rock! Nine, ten, eleven, twelve rock! We're going to rock around wattpad tonight! Boot the app right up and then go right down to see what notifications you have go and see. You've got an RP book respond and a new chapter of adventure time! (What! I know your jealous somerandomer2!) we'll keep going till the sun comes up and do it all again!!!
Wow not bad. I work hard on these intros I go through a creative process with my editor Other Zaher you may remember him. He gives me stuff to work with and I write it down. It's fun and all.
So time for the news! Does anyone play Pokemon go? If so that's nice because I can't play on my shitty phone! While everyone is going around and doing all that shit of catching them all, snapchating, instagraming, tweeting. All i can do is only see Facebook!
Also when my pumpkin spice latte isn't exactly 156.45892837272 degrees Fahrenheit I'll flip and kill a bitch.
And I woke up like this.
Rất tiếc! Hình ảnh này không tuân theo hướng dẫn nội dung. Để tiếp tục đăng tải, vui lòng xóa hoặc tải lên một hình ảnh khác.
(I'm ugly. Yeah I know. I haven't shaved in a while)
#Firstworldproblems
I'm starting a Kickstarter for to raise money for a good phone. Here's the link.
www.kickstarter.com/Wh1teKiDnEEdmon3yfo/ph0ne.
(Here's what it spells out. White kid needs money for phone. In case you didn't get it.)
Now what else... Ah yes Question time!!!!!! Ok so here's the question! What is your favorite show to watch? Or would you rather cook with Guy Ferri or Chef Ramsley! (Ramsley is British right?) My answer is Guy Ferri. And marvel's agent of shield. Ward won't die!!!!!!!! Oh yeah DarkestNeon just google them.
Well this truly is a random book. Now then Jacob lets make fun of your sister!
