Fine part 2!!!
Arghghhghghgh, ps Ryan_Penney is the bad guy!
And TheNewNarrator is a creep!
And BROKEN_DOLLHOUSE DONT LEAVE PLEASE
Welcome to my humble corner of the Internet where I write stories about people who I may never meet and only know what they look like and have to work with time zones and play with stereotypes and jokes in order to seem relative and also relevant as well portray myself as a flirty guy in order to laughed at and allow myself to do those kind of jokes although I may be like that IRL there is no proof!!!!
That was longer than I expected....
Well let's go!! We left off with us being stuck in a cave with a spooky robot spider keeping us trapped!
Erin- Sooooo anyone has any ideas?
Kronis- EXPLOSIVES!
Erin- not cool enough!
lionmouse- Molotovs!
Erin- they don't exist here!
Benny- WE SUMMON CTHULU
Erin- I don't like tentacles...
New- They really turn me on!
Ryan- I do like calamari!
Erin- that's weird and nice!
Possum- we summon the possum army!
Erin- Hmm I'm not sure that fits in the lore...
Infinite- We crash a speeder into it!
Erin- that will do no damage!
Ryan- We SWEET NANA TIME it!
Erin- hmmm not bad of a idea...
Kronis- I remember when we thought that thing in destiny the weakness is the part that connects the leg to the body!
Erin- I could kiss you right now Kronis! (Erin pls don't kill me)
Minnowkit- How about we sing a happy song! Then knife it!
Erin- it's made of metal!
Lion before we go anywhere we need to sing a special song!
Erin- I love songs!
Lion- it was one I composed myself!
Erin- beautiful!
All- Molotov! I'm going to toss it! Molotov! Your going to die!
Erin- 7/10
Lion- you wound me...
Ryan- how do you like dem apples!
Lion- I will molotov you!!!,
Ryan- NEVVERRR,
Benny- We Cage fight the robot!
Erin- ummm....
Possum- Kick the chair from under it!!
Ryan- Use magic!
Erin- how about a complicated plan!
All- nah!
Kyra- We build a giant dollhouse and drop it on them!
Erin- great idea! Let's get building!!
Minnowkit- Montage time!
Lion- you all are hypocrites...
Randomer- Grammer...
Lion- *pleasure sigh*
Randomer- I think I know how to get her!
Benny- you got this!
New- No chloroform needed! Your a wizard!
Kronis- Erin never go near new again!
Erin- I built a new away spray!
Camera- Well good luck bro!
Dark- We believe in you!
(Turns out writing and listening to halo music is awesome!)
(Also that moment you want to buy a spartan sweatshirt and it costs more than what you currently make in a year so you have to get a job.)
A fewww minutes later...
Lion- this is beautiful!
(Imagine a a house put together so poorly that it can't be considered an object.)
Erin- Quick question where do we get the materials!
New- my pants....
All- ewwwww!!,
Benny- time to push!
Possum- I think I'll just relax over here....
Benny- Please....
Benny gives her puppy eyes
Possum- Argh!!! Fine!
Benny- Yes!!!
New- before we begin we must pray to the spaghetti god!
Ryan- OGa shacka!
Erin- Well I do pray to my bumblebee shrine every night!
Randomer- I pray to my lion one!
Lion- I feel concerned for my safety...
Kronis- Well let's be honest I have an Erin shrine too...
Erin- Awwww I'm flattered...
New- I HAVE A SHREK SHRINE!
Ryan- now that's just weird
They pushed off the house and crush the bot!
Lion- Ding dong the wicked robots dead!
They Ran picked up the guns!
They kept shooting there way through with Erin having an insane amount of precision till they reached the hive cave!
Erin- Hello?
She heard her voice being echoed all across the cave.
Kronis- Spaghettios!
SPAGHETTIOS.... Spaghettios... Spaghettios...
Kronis- cool echo!
Erin- oh yeah a heads up beware of zombies!
All- say what!!!!,
Erin- or hive they are some creepy dudes!
Benny- Zombies! Aw man! Those guys are so cool!
Dark- Are you ok?
Camera- if the zombies are made of maple I'd let them bite me!
Lion- that's a really bad idea...
Kyra- Bruh you ok
While inhaling maple.
Camera- never better....
They rush through for a few more minutes till they run across a spoookkyhhyyy rooooommm!
Erin- Is this what I think it is!!
Camera- What is this exactly?
Kiddo- Looks like a mallet
Ryan- it looks like the letter T!
New- T is for...
Kronis- My itchy trigger finger!
Lion- Trees!
Infinite- Tipsy!
Void- Trippy!
Dark- Trepé!
Camera- Treet!
Erin- Transformer!
Cheker- Team!
Minnowkit- Trick!
Kiddo- True!
New- I was going to say trunk but cool!
Erin- this is the SUN HAMMER!!
Kronis- that was loud
Lion- this doesn't look very legal...
Randomer- everything we've ever done has been illegal!!!
Kronis- don't forget stealing a Lamborghini!
Benny- that was fun!
Possum- you don't even have a license!
Benny- Sooooo..... I'm a badass! I can do what I want! Ugh!
Erin- excuse me! Holy weapon here!
Kronis- So what does this thing even do anyway?
Erin -IT GRANTS THE POWER OF THE SUNNNNN
CHEKER- What in the tarnation!
Ryan- Wait can I have one?
Erin- NO.
New- Spooked!
Erin- Now hopefully we don't wake up the taken king!
Taken king- HELLO THERE MORTAL!
All- Aahhhhh!!!!!
Dark- Run!!!
Wolf- Wait! *record pause*
All- what!
Wolf- so we're ending chased by an evil kind who never stopped to ask why!
Void- To Kool for skool!
Wolf- You know what I'll go with it!
Erin- that was surprising I'm spooked...
Kronis- I'm into spook-!
Erin- NO.
Kronis- fine....
*record unfreezes*
And as they ran through the cave running from a giant dude with Benny and Kronis shooting back at the thing and Erin bouncing around the walls like a ninja and using the hammer and sending light arcs at the king along with dark and camera throwing maple on the ground. To slow it down Cheker tossing board games at it as well kiddo tossing tea along with Randomer who was heating up water at an insanely fast rate and Ryan and new running around in circles trying to distract it, wolf using her guns and roasting the hell out of the king and possum summoning possums and sending them to attack it!
And as form all there woke and constant re spawns they finally beat the kind who had the key to escape the world!
The end!
Should I buy destiny or halo 5???
Time to abandon ship!!!
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