While drinking scotch with classy Kronis the guy you hear in moments with Kronis is currently away, so I'm taking a few sips, while I have you hear I'd like to discuss a few a things. 1st I've gotten over me heart break thank you for your kind words even ... from minnowkit, furthermore school is ok but I need to be doing better. And finally I'd like to apologize ahead of time for what your about to read. Cheers! Benny that's not your line! It's existed for years! Don't throw that at me! Ieieieieieiieieie!
Greetings my current gendered friends! I say current quite loosely as it's about to change! Ahhh this is gonna be fun!
somerandomer2- Guys! Guess what!
lionmouse You got the new Mass effect game???!!?!
Randomer- nope
erinbeejkl - You found a way to bring the fluffy dragons to life!!!!
Randomer- psh
Camera and dark- you created gold maple syrup!
As they said this the sound of Canadian holy music plays.
Randomer- you guys are weird!
Dark- we we!
Camera- Nous sommes tous fous d'entendre!
Randomer- I don't speak baguette my friends!
Infinite- It makes drawings!?!?!
Randomer- eh?? Kind of???
KiddoCiddo - are we going to thrift shop?
Kronis- wut wut wut wut.
Erin- ba da Ba da ba X2
Cheker- Ho!
Cheker- we will teleport into those Kpop dudes I like locker room????
Kiddo- you're weird! But can I join?
Lion- do they have abs!?!
BennyBedlam - umm ew! Benny is a true man! To the stables! Let's look at some horses!
Possumpants - what! Benny I thought you had a book fetish but now this?
Benny- I AM BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE ILL BEAT YOU UP IN A CAGE FIGHT!!!!
Minnowkit - encore!!
TheNewNarrator - nuuuuu!
Ryan_Penney - Are we gonna hack a minecraft server!!?!!
New- Yeahhah Let's be hackekrksksiiwmeiwmwsjissjisjendjdjfmfjfufs!
Cheker- you wouldn't dare!
Kiddo- does it create make up???
Randomer- nope. But it makes a killer tea!
BROKEN_DOLLHOUSE - Does it allow to join different dimensions?
Randomer- well not yet....
Minnowkit- so what does it do?
Randomer- It changes the gender of any living thing in the vicinity!
Possum- man science has changed since the 80s....
Benny- I'm an old man...
Kronis- the future is in the now old man!
Lion- catch up!!
Erin- what they said!
Benny- hey what does this button do?
Randomer- hey!!! Don't press thattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin- no! Never touch the big red button!
Benny- too late!!!!
Alll- eieieieieiieieieieieie!
A crazy light show later!!!
Erin- what happened....
Kronis- I feel dizzy....
Benny- I feel famine...
Randomer- I feel less..... creepy...... oh no!!! Guys! Look in a mirror!
Kronis- oh my! I'm sexy!!!!
Erin- my curves! My thighs! Nuuu! But oh hello there my roded friend!
Randomer- my rod! It's replaced! And my hair! Oh my it's beautiful!
Benny- possum I'm a girl!
Possum- looks like I'm the man in this relationship!
Kronis- does that mean I'm good with penetrating now? Oh noooooo!!!!
Cheker- wait a second does liking that Kpop boy band now make me weird?.???
Kiddo- nah but even as a guy I still look fine!!
Kronis- Hell for some reason I feel attracted to Erin somehow less....
Erin- but I feel more attracted to Kronis!! Tell me did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Kronis- ummm no!
Kiddo- hey Randomer you know i could show you a good time...
Randomer- ewww!
Lion- hey there dark and camera, you know I have a thing for French girls.... I could draw you like one as well...
Camera- No! My heart only calls for maple syrup!!!
Dark- Yeah! So do we wear make up now?
Camera- I've been practicing!
Dark- yeet! Can we braid each other's hair?
Kronis- hell yes! Oh excuse me! Shouldn't say that!
Randomer- can I come?
All- Heck yeah!
Benny- me to?
All- get over here mate! Weeeee!!!
They continued to merrily skip across the lab
Wolf- Honestly I see myself more as a guy anyways! Does that mean I can do guys things! Guys I'll be going to the bathroom!
Ryan- New I'm a girl! That means I can sneak into the girls locker room!
New- then wouldn't that make you gay?
Ryan- ummm no!
Minnowkit- I'm a man! Yeah! Ooo I've gotta beard! And side burns! Oooo soooo rough...
After many hours of wolf doing god knows what with her new body, Kronis, Benny, Dark, camera and Randomer braiding each other's hair and failing as they've never done it before and the new guys trying to find a way to pick up one of the new girls. Honestly at this point there is no script I'm just going impromptu.
Wolf- guys I'm back! The videos were true! I can shave! And I'm smooth!
Lion- whew thought you were doing something else.
Wolf- and that too.
Erin- ummmm I'll be over here....
Minnowkit- it's only natural!
Then as they spoke the lights suddenly went dim and a loud voice suddenly spoke
Kronis- welcome to the 2017 Newly gendered extravaganza, for your eyes!
As he spoke one by one the the newly turned girls came onto the stage but little did they know that lion was feeling some tingling in her pants.... which was just her phone set on vibrate.
Benny- I am beautiful!
Kronis- no i am!
New- umm excuse me!
Ryan- I am!
Dark- cat fight!
Then all the girls? Started to claw at each other to see who was the most beautiful!
Lion- This is getting sensual!
Wolf- I'm rooting for camera... she's so dreamy...
Erin- dude you're weird.... oh look at Kronis walk by oh his legs... man she's thicc... and hawt.
kyra1234567890bruno - are you looking at my girl!
Kiddo- and my girl!
Lion- fight fight fight fight!
Erin- it's so on.... Hug attack!!!
Kiddo- tea slash!
Erin- my skin!! It burns!!
Kyra- hammer attack!
Erin- never!
Kyra- ieieeieieieieie!
Kiddo- for Kronis!!
Cheker- well I see new over there... I wish I could blow him a kiss.
Infinite_Galaxies817 I wish I could just get up there and do some 69 with Ryan...
So as a fashion show was going on the guys? decided to fight over who gets who.
Benny- oh my! There fight over us dearies!
Kronis- yeah girl! We must be too good.
Randomer- guys my pants are turning red!
New- *Microsoft ear rape crashing noise*
BENNY- ITS ALLLL OVERERRRR BUT THERE STIILLLLL CRRYRYRYRYRING.
Dark- WHAT DO WE DO!!KL,!l
Camera- evacuation!!!! Run to the machine! It burns!!!
Randomer- I must fix this! Super gender changing machine I'll fix you to make us back! I can't deal with this I feel my life slowly slipping from me!!!
Kronis- do it!
Benny- I miss my hair!!!!
New- I miss making fun of girls!
Lion- stop! I feel the tingling for real!!! It's not my phone!
Erin- Hair!!! All over memememem!
Infinite- pls! B0ss i feel pink guy taking over my mind!
Kyra- 360 no scope 420 help me!!,
Randomer- stupid machine!
Benny- hey what does this button do!
All- don't press that!!!M
And once again another flashing light show!
Kronis- I'm a guy! Woo! It's worked! Farewell boobs! Hello rod!
Randomer- finally I'll be accepted into gaming society again!
Erin- finally guys lets go home!
Lion- who wants to play some Xbox?
All- me me eme me em me!
Lion- lets a go! With her suddenly wearing a Mario hat.
Randomer- night lab... don't worry I'll be back.....
DUN DUN DUN,
Well hope you enjoyed that!
Peace out peers!
Byeeeeeee!
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Star Wars: The Random Wars
Random*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
