*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
Somerandomer-guys!!!!!!!!!! I need to tell you something!!! Kronis- your an American? Kiddo- Guardians of the galaxy 2 is out early! Possum- my fluffy pants came! Dark and camera- maple syrup weekly arrived! Ryan- you did a bottle flip!!
Somerandomer- no.....*whispers* I murdered someone..... help me! All- WHAT!!!!!!!!! Benny- ehh what an beginner!
He gets a weird look from possum. Kronis- I thought you were messed up but murder! What did they do say that tea was stupid! Somerandomer- No I was walking around then this guy ran into me! Kyra- did you kill him with your hands? Somerandomer- nope I used this kitten! Benny- noob mistake.
He gets even more stares.
Benny- what!! Somerandomer- we need to hide the body!! Benny- I know the perfect location! To the Benny bus!!
At the Benny bus....
Checker- sorry Benny but this is like a regular bus... Lion- I had to spend my molotov money on a ticket.... Somerandomer- I'm the important one here thank you! Kiddo- So where's the body at? Somerandomer- I left in the forest! Benny- did you wear gloves?
He gets a long stare.
Benny- What it was just a simple question! Ryan- ey um b0ss didn't randomer basically commit a felony? Kiddo- technically yes he did. Somerandomer- shhhh!!!!! Lion- so where's one place they will never find us? Checker i know! Let's go to the........
Grand Canyon!
Benny- this would be a nice place to dump a body..... Somerandomer- no but I'll throw the kitten off here! Checker- no!!! Don't! Wolf and lion and kiddo- dogs are better anyways. Kronis- no comment He throws off the kitten.
Meeowowowowowowowwowowoow!
Benny- next up the body! Kiddo- where is one place no one would check! Possum- I know!
At a McDonald's drive through Dark- really? Possum- yes!!! Kronis- there are a thousand other places we could go! Lion- molotov I'm going to toss it! Benny- mmmm! These American Big Macs are good! Kronis- true. Somerandomer- so I put the body in the bushes!
*Police sirens*
Benny- run!!!!!!!! Kronis- every man for themselves!!!!
Later that day....
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