*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
The H.M.E Bloody Bloodbath Supreme!!!! Guess what H.M.E stands for!
And yes wolf short hair and light armor!!!!!!!! Sheesh!!
And ever pirate crew has a animal for it! So Possumpants I'm gonna put you as a possum incarnate that sits on first mates Benny's shoulder! Like a parrot!
We begin on a stormy day in the Caribbean Sea.
Benny- Eye captain! Another fine day of sailing upon these blue seas Possum- Yes yes fine day it is! *possum noise* (Okay I have no idea what noise they make) Wolf- Yes it is my first mate! And we have treasure to behold for I have a treasure map to possum island!!!! Kronis- how is this possible!! I assume the island was a myth! Dark- I was hoping for anime island...., Camera- weeb! Dark- you're a weeb too! New- your all weebs! Ryan- God damn it! Lion- But do we have to go!!!! Wolf- too bad!! Go sweep the poop deck lion!! Randomer- Hahahaha! Your in trouble!! Ho! Wolf- you too! I! Minnowkit- Well while we are sweeping poop decks I may as well go...... Erin- for a few months? Minnowkit- Hey!!! Erin- Can't we go raid some pirate ships matey? Randomer- that would be more fun than cleaning up poop decks! Wait is that poop! Arr! Posssum- Ummmm anywho who wants to read my kerin fan fiction me and Benny wrote! *possum noises* Benny- oh course! Arrr! Ahem! Kronis draped his strong arms behind Erin's shoulders Erin's warm skin Kronis- that's enough now! Benny never! Arrr! Erin- I sorta like it Kronis...... Kronis- no I must crack open a cold one! *keonis runs at Benny but Benny side steps him and Kronis flies off the ledge and ends up in the water below!* Wolf- Benny I mean it was good! Camera- Yeah sugar plum! Wolf- not here camera!! Shiver me timbers! Camera- Fine sweetie! Benny- Wam!! New ship! Wamera!!!!! Arrr! Possum-aaaaa! Kiddo- Arr we have Brits on the approach! Wait I'm a Brit!!!, aaaaa!!!!, *falls off mast* Randomer- I'm a Brit too! Wolf- Steady on the winds lads! We have boarders! Nubbs-AAAAA!!! Die Brit scum! Infinite- HEY! Nubbs- Oops! Arrr! Brits- In the name of the queen stop right there!! Randomer- your here to save me!!! Take me away!! Randomer runs at them but gets shot as he ran to close! Brits- stay down you pirate! Randomer- owowowowo! Wolf- charge!!! The group ran at them with possum jumping from pirate to pirate and landed on of the Brits faces and make him fall off the boat, Wolf going Edward kenway 4 pistol style! (It's quite badass) while everyone else tried to go ham by running. Around with their swords and guns and firing Randomer shots! Dark- what are we doing!!!! Third- I'm a mermaid!!!! Wolf- that's hot! Camera- IM STEIAGHT, All- WE KNOW Camera- or am I.... Wolf- I think we survived! Randomer- But I got shot! Kronis- your point is! Randomer- why can't we be friends! Kronis- aren't we! Randomer it's on the rim! Kronis- or is it???? Randomer- ummmmm Minnowkit- let's go on! Third- Ima mermaid! Draw me like on of your French boys! Lion- it would be my pleasure.... Kronis- lion snap out of it! Benny- Don't fall into! Third- look at my abs..... Lion- abs...... *lion falls off the ship and gets pulled under by the merman* All- LION NOOOOOOOOOO!M!M Wolf- we must find her! Erin- but the treasure.... Kronis- and the girls.... Benny- and the booze... Camera- and the cameras... Dark- and the darkness Possum- and whatever we eat!
A few days later they uncover the island! But more is afoot than they thought...
See Erin!
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