Star Wars: The Random Wars

Chistmas Prompt

Ho Ho Ho! By the time you are reading this it should be Christmas! Woo!

Now should we do a secret Santa where one person buys another person a present?

Or make me put up mistletoe?
But randomers not here...

Ummm this is hard how about a lights display, candy, cookie making, movie, and gifts!

Oh yeah I love putting out my creative thought process on paper! Or file?

Anywhoooooo my booiiiis let's gooo!!!!
P.s
When I saw this I immediately thought of Benny!

*happy Christmas music plays in the background*

New- Merry Christmas!!!!
Lion- this year I'll catch Santa!!!!!!
Kyra- psh he isn't real!
Lion- she's a non believer!!
Benny- I shun thee!!!!
Minnwokit- ahh winter.... my favorite season....
Kronis- wait a second!!!!
Possum- wat!!!!
Kronis- if Santa exists.... does it mean he's a home burglar!!
All- dun dun dun!!!!
Benny- shhhh he can hear you!
Kronis- yeah yeah.
Galaxy- Santa is real!
All- where'd you come from!
Galaxy- where did you go!
New- Cotten eye joe!
Ryan- really?
New- yes weeb.
Erin- santa is reallllllll!
Kiddo- siiiiii!!!!
Wolf- I believe in krampus!!!!!!
Lion- wat.
Dark- if Santa exists.... does that mean he loves maple syrup!
Camera- Oh my goddddd!

Benny- come on guys! We got some activities to do! Lights, ingredients, movie, popcorn, hats!!!!
Possum- can i say it this time?
Benny- yes!
Possum- to the Benny-!
Galaxy- Mobile!!!!!

At the Benny mobile!

Kronis- oo Benny nice paint job!
Benny- thanks bro! Cost me an arm and leg!
All- ha!
Benny- no really!!!
Erin- eiieieieieieieieiei!!!!
Possum- I feel like being engaged has its advantages!
Benny- like shotgun!
Galaxy- Why is it so cramped!!!!!!!
Kronis- help!!!! I grabbed something I didn't like it!!!!
New- oh yeah!!!!!
Kronis- ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Benny- let's a go!!!!

A few minutes later.....
Ryan- I swear I was going to die in there!
New- well I'm sure you enjoyed it! You were getting squished with 7 girls!
Kronis- is dat right?
Girls- did you assume our genders!
Bois- nooooooo......
Guys- runnnnnn!!!!!

As this goes all guys including Benny jump into shopping carts with Kronis, Benny and new pushing them while all other girls including possum chases them with their own shopping carts!

Dark- go go go!!!!!!
Kronis- I'm going as fast as I can!!!!

Lion- on forth!!!!
Wolf- You try pushing this!!!!

Erin- deus Vult!!!!!
Ryan- that's my line!!!!!
New- ahhh!!! Their getting closer!!!! Benny hurry up!!!!!

Camera- is it just me or do they have weapons!!!!!!
Dark- ahhhhh!!!!!

Erin- muwhahahahha!
Possum- with these upgrades you never stood a chance!
Nubbs- that sounds familiar!!!!!!
Wolf- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

After a few minutes of chasing later our grouped were kicked out of Home Depot!!!!!

Benny- well that was funnnnn!!!
Possum- what's next?
Nubbs- we need to get some cookie ingredients!!!!!
Kyra- mmmmm......
Kronis- are ya thinking what I'm thinking....
Kyra- siiiiiiii.....

Erin- to costcoooooooo!!!!
New- you nerds have no clue what's going on do you.
Erin- ask Kronis he's writing this!
Kronis- I am but a puppet!!!
Erin- who's the man under the mask!

She attempts to jump hug Kronis and tries to pull on his skin!!!
Kronis- owwwweeee! My hair!!!!!
Erin- I know your in there!!!!
Kronis- eueyeyeyeyyeye!

In a drastic turn of events Kronis falls out the window!!!

Kronis in his mind while falling- well this is it. Huh maybe I should've called less people thicc..... nah. Well I died a virgin, never had a real girlfriend, well this is it. Farewell life.....

And with a loud smash Kronis was taken away from us.....

Benny- holy shit you killed Kronis!!!!!!!!!!!
Lion- nooooooooooooooo!!
Galaxy- Ummm no?
Erin- I..... killed him.....
New- do you realize what happens!!! With Kronis dead the universe can no longer continue!!!!!!
Ryan- he was his only host to control this world!!!
Benny- we're going to enter the voiiiiiiiiddddd!!!!!!!!
Erin- I killed him.....
New- wait was he a girl or not!?? I still don't get it??
Kyra- the voiiiiddd!!!L
Kiddo- eieieieie!!!!!

Benny- I know what to do! We get into a time machine and stop Erin from ever killing Kronis!
Possum- how will that work!
Galaxy- I have a tardus!!! Yeet!
Nubbs- let's goooo!!L

I few minutes in the past later....

Erin- I'm going to unmask you!

She jumps hags and tries to jump on his head and take his face!

Kronis- owwweeeeee!

Then the time machine with the gang in it try to get her off Kronis!
Nubbs- stop right there!
Erin- wait wat!!!!
Kronis- hi future guys!
Cheker- I look better then than now....
Kyra- hey kyra!! I'm you from the future!
Kyra- ahhhh!!!!
Benny- I think we saved Kronis!!!

Back in the present!

Kronis- hello?

The machine reappears!

Erin- your alive!!!
Kronis- only on the outside!!!!

As this takes go the gang was able to save Kronis form his death and their supposed story could continue!

Also possum I'm waiting for that genderbent prompt!!!

Alternate ending!

As they successfully were able to pry Erin off Kronis they continued their day till nighttime
As they counted to fight, argue and annoy each other with references, poor pick up lines and food fights.

The end....

Peace out pigs! No that's mean.
Umm peace out peaceful people!

Byeeee?