Ooo! I know how many of you loved part one so now off to part 2!
Also If I do end up writing the eightSome I will try my best to make it as realistic as possible dark your dick size is like 9in right? Same with camera and me. somerandomer your like 3in?
Many days have past since somerandomer plan for them to get paid, laid and Gatorade...
It is now dinner
The guys are dressed in formal suits and the girls in formal dressing.
Guys
Somerandomer- Ok so here's the plan... When the music starts we ask the girls if they would like to dance. Easy?
Darth- B-but what if they throw us off the ship?
Camera- It's really cold!
Dark- All I can do is square dance!
Somerandomer- Ok put your hand on their shoulder and one on the waist then go one-two-three-four. Easy?
Darth- Umm sure...
Somerandomer- Do you guys want to get laid?
All- Yes!
Somerandomer- Then get out and just do it! Also be formal about it!
Darth goes first to kyra1234567890bruno
Darth- My lady... May I have this dance?
Kyra- Perhaps... Can you handle it?
Darth- Well of course!
Kyra- Then we shall!
Darth thumbs ups Somerandomer.
Darkest_Camera goes to Wolf_Vos_Normandy
Camera- Hey... Ummmm want to dance?
Wolf- Pssh please...
Camera- If I can't dance to your liking... You can throw me off the ship...
Wolf- Hmmm.... Fine.
Camera- Hell yeah!
Camera does a fist pump.
Dark- Hey lion care to dance?
Lion- Why should I?
Dark- I'll help you with your prank....
Lion- Deal!
Dark high fives camera and Kronis
Somerandomer- Hey Minnowkit... What's up?
Minnowkit- Just imagining pushing you off the ship.
Somerandomer- Cool.... Care to dance? I'll let you have whatever you want!
Minnowkit- Hmmm... Ok!
Somerandomer double fist bump with camera and dark.
Put on blue Danube in the background.
Dark- So tell me lion... What's your plan?
Lion- Drill holes in escape boats and play with the engine....
Dark- Smiling "I like it..."
Somerandomer- So tell me Minnowkit... About yourself...
Minnowkit- I kill for fun, am a secret agent, love anime and manga.
Somerandomer- Cool, I drink tea everyday, play video games and fail to meet updating times for my readers and tell them they have to wait another month.
Minnowkit- that's nice!
Darth- Well Kyra you're looking fine tonight.
Kyra- Well your not to shabby yourself....
Darth- Why thank you!
Kyra- So tell me about your self...
Darth- I'm a Star Wars, AC, Halo, GTA and fallout fan, I write prompts, don't have wifi, and love to RP!
Kyra- Deadpool is my Bae, love to RP, and love marvel.
Darth- That's nice!
DJ- Hey!!! Everybody! It's time to limbo!!!! (See dark I took your suggestion! And yes there are DJs then.)
Wolf- I'll be at the bar...
Somerandomer- Let's fucking limbo!!!!!!!!!!
Minnowkit- Ummm....
Dark- Wow lion your good what's your secret!
Lion- I'm only 5 feet.
Dark- Pssh!
Camera- Hey wolf come back!!!! Don't you won't to limbo!!!!
Wolf- I'll be forgetting I ever saw that... At the bar.
Camera- Wait for me!!!!
Darth- Come on Kyra!
Kyra- Let's do this!!!!
Limbo limbo limbo limb-o!
Many hours later...
-Oh yeah baby that feels good uhh ahh!
-*grunting*
-Uh! Uh!!!
Darth- Please stop those noises Somerandomer.
Somerandomer-Fine!
(I so gotcha! Ha! You really thought I'd do that! Perhaps in a different chapter....)
Vvvvv!!!!!
Lion- And that's the last hole in the boats!
Dark- Woo! Except on one boat!
Lion- Yup! Now let's see if we sink....
Dark- How about we... Play with the engine....
Lion- That's what I'm talking about....
At the bar...
Camera- Uhhh wolffffff youuuu haveee ss somethhhing innnn yourr hairr.
Wolf- Nnnnnoooo iiii don'ttttt sweetieeee..... (Your both hammered AF.
Darth- Looks like we got to take the drunks back...
Kyra- You grab camera I'll get wolf....
Camera- Nnnnnoooo immmm nott drunkkkkk.
Wolf- Meeee neitherrr...
At the pool.
Somerandomer- Guys act natural! No weird looks or whistling!
All- Fine!
The girls come out wearing swim wear showing plenty of skin.
Guys- *whistling* owooo oooo!
Somerandomer- Argh!!!! Bloody hell! (That's what I assume you Brits say.)
Darth- Come on bro it's only natural!
Camera- Uhh dark stop staring!
Dark- But those curves, and turns and twists on those watermelons are so sexy. (another one!)
Camera- Uhh Somerandomer you got a bulge.....
Somerandomer- No.
Camera- if you say so!
Midnight.
Minnowkit- I really enjoyed these last few days with you.
Somerandomer- Same here. Every time I saw you I craved for more... Minnowkit... I love you.
Minnowkit- I love you too.
As they were about to kiss
Errrrrrr! Crash!!!!
They both fall on the floor.
Darth- Uhh guys... We hit a fucking ice burg!
Somerandomer- ha!!!! I was right and you were wrong!
Camera- The hulls are flooding!!!!!
Darth- run to the edge of the ship!!!!!
Wolf- It's going down for real!!!!! Dodoodododododo! Flo Rida for ya folks!
Minnowkit- Were sinking get to the boats!!!!!
Somerandomer- What there are holes in each one!
Lion- Who could've done that!
Kyra- The officer committed suicide!!!
Wolf- Every woman and man for themselves!!!!
Darth- Get to the fucking boats!!!
Minnowkit- the floor is slippery with blood ahhh!!!!
Somerandomer- Nooo!!! I'm coming!!!!
They both fell into the water.
Darth jumped on a boat with Kyra behind him.
Darth- Whew safe! Hey uh Kyra can I borrow that?
Kyra- Sure!
Bang! Bang!
2 of the pulleys
Dada dada da dadadadada! Forgot what it is called.
Lion, camera, wolf and dark jump onto the boat Kronis shoots the rest of the pulleys as the boat falls and the titanic sinks.
Somerandomer- Minnowkit... Don't let go...
Minnowkit- I won't....
They both get scooped up by a giant net.
Darth- Ha! You can't die it'll destroy the timelines! Now let's go home!
A portal appears and they get sucked in and disappear to Earth- 836.
Hmm not bad?
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Star Wars: The Random Wars
Random*star wars opening theme* Hello random internet people my name is Darth_Kronis and if you couldn't tell I'm a Star Wars fan! This will be my supposed rant book, which only 2 people would read which honestly is pretty sad but I want to just try it on...
