The Supernatural X-Files

Ghostfacers

Harry and Ed exit an AMC Gremlin with Wisconsin license plate, each carrying a metal briefcase with a 'Ghostfacers' sticker. "You know, it can get kind of hard balancing our daytime careers with our nighttime missions," Ed said

"Yeah, but Ed and I pretty much call the shots at the Kinko's where we work, so we can usually pretty much get off by six every night?" Harry added

"Yeah, six o'clock. It used to be just, you know, you and I taking on the cases--just Harry and me,"

"Two lone wolves,"

"And two lone wolves need, uh...other wolves,"

Phase 1: The Homework

"Morning, facers," Ed said in their "Office"

"It's seven p.m, dud," Spruce argued

"It's morning to a Ghostfacer," Harry retorted "Corbett, what do we got, buddy?"

"Oh, I'm just putting up some of the-"

"Yeah, this has got to go up here. That's got to go here. Got to see the whole field. Markers, eraser--good job,"

"I first saw Ed putting up flyers down at the--the outlet mall in Scogan, so I-I read one, and I thought to myself, 'huh. Where do ghosts come from?' And now here I am," Corbett said to the camera

"Ed, your sister's abusing staff," Harry called out

"That's adopted sister," Ed clarified "Thank you very much,"

Maggie, Ed's sister looked at the camera "Ed has been obsessed with the supernatural since we were kids, you know, and then he meets Harry at computer camp...and love at first geek,"

Spruce took the camera "Spruce here. What up, playaa?"

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Spruce drove around the driving range in the ball cart "I am 15/16 Jew, 1/16 Cherokee. My grandfather is a mohel, my great-grandfather was a tallis maker, and my great-great-grandfater was a degenerate gambler and had a peyote addiction,"

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Ed looked at the Facers in the "office" "Okay, people. Let's cut the chatter and get on a mission. Okay? Morton house..." he showed footage of the exterior of the house "one of our big fish. All right, we all know the legend. Every four years, supposedly, this becomes the most haunted place in America,"

"The leap year ghost," Harry named "some call it. The ghost returns at midnight just as February 29th begins,"

"And no one has ever stayed the night, right?" Maggie voiced

"Yeah, well, every testimony that we dug up, everywitness has cut and run well before midnight,"

"Well, that's all about to change, baby," Ed replied

"Absolutely true, Ed." Harry agreed "Absolutely ture,"

Ed took a sip of his drink "Mmm. That's good,"

"It's French vanilla," Corbett explained ",'cause the other day. You said how much you liked it, so..."

"Thank you,"

"You welcome,"

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Harry was in the drivers seat of a car talking to the camera "I like Corbett. I do. Shows up early, does his job, lot of good hustle out--" Corbett knocked on the window and waved "I think he's got the hots for Ed, and that could spell trouble for the whole team,"