Note : I can't believe I'm actually doing this ... oh well , what's done is done . Hope you guys like this trash I made and hopefully you guys can excuse any mistakes I made ,oh and , is Christophe even European ?
No one's pov .
Bebe eyes suspiciously at Christophe who was sitting across from her while she ate her lunch . Clyde , curious to what his girlfriend was looking at , he asked her what was on her mind .
"Well , hasn't it come to you that Christophe might be ... gay ? "
Wendy and Red who were sitting beside her choked on their drink while Clyde and Stan stiffed a laugh . Wendy stared at Bebe in shock , "What would make you think that Christophe , of all people , is gay ? " Bebe rolled her eyes at Wendy , "You really want me to tell you the reason ? "
As Wendy nodded her head , Bebe immediately pointed out the obivious .
" There ! Right there ! Look at that tan well tintied skin , look at that killer shape his in ! Look at that slightly , stubly chin . Oh please his gay , totally gay !
" I'm not about to celebrate , every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate . This guy's not gay , I say not gay ! "
Bebe glared at Clyde as he protested against her belief , I mean who would ?
That is the elephant in the room , well , is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey ?
"But look at his quoft and crispy locks , look at his silk translucent socks . "
"There's the eternal paradox , look what we're seeing . "
"What are we seeing ? "
"Is he gay ? "
"Of course his gay ! "
"Or European ! "
Bebe took a thought to process before agreeing , Red and Stan were starting to agree but Wendy was still on the edge .
" Ohhhhh .... "
They all look towards where Christophe was sitting at as they tired to find some sort of evidence that he was either gay or straight or maybe even being European .
Gay or European ? It's hard to guarantee ,is he gay or European ?
"Wait guys , does he even have a boyfriend if he is gay ? " Once they heard what Stan said , they immediately look at him as if he had the answer . Sadly , he didn't and he put his hands up in his defence .
"Well hey don't look me ! "
"You see , they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports , they play peculiar sports ! "
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts ! Gay or foreign fella ? The answer could take weeks !
" What does this have to do with European ? Yeah sure they both say things like "ciao bella" , while they kiss you on both cheeks ."
"Oh please ! " Bebe rolled her eyes at Wendy's explanantion .
Gay or European ? So many shades of grey .
" Wendy , girl , your forgetting that depending on the time of day , the french go either way ."
Red told her , in which , Wendy could only groan but deep inside , she was also curious in whether Christophe was gay or European .
Is he gay or European ? Or ...
"There, right there ! "
It seems that Wendy had enough of their stupid converstaion taht she was apart of and whispered loudly while she pointed at Christophe .
"Look at that condenscending smirk , seen it on every guy at school ! That is a metro-hetro jerk , that guy's not gay, I say , no way ! "
That is the elephant in the room , well ,is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume .
"But look at what his wearing , isn't obivious that what his wearing is automatically , radically , ironically , cronically , scurnity, certainly , genetically , medically , Gay ! Offically gay ! Offically gay , gay , gay , gay - "
Wendy cut her off as she was getting sort of annoying by repeatedly saying 'gay' over and over again ,
Damn it !
Gay or European ?
"But I must admit , he does look so stylish and relaxed . "
Bebe , upon hearing that , made a victory noise and fisting her fist up and down like a mad woman .
Is he Gay or European ?
I think his chest is waxed .
"But don't they bring their boys up different there ,it's culturally diverse . "
It's not a fashion curse ! If he wears a kilt or bears a purse .
"So is he gay or just exotic ? I still can't crack the code ! "
Stan asked in confusion as it was taking a toll on his brain now and because he really just want to enjoy his lunch period .
Yeah his accent is hypnotic , but his shoes are pointy toed .
Huh .
"So is he gay or European ? Cause there's starting to have so many shades of gray like 50 shades of grey ! "
But if he turns out straight , I'm free at 8 on saturday !
Is he gay or European ? Gay or European ? Gay or Euro -
"Guys ! I have an idea to shut all of you up about this gay shit ! So wait a minute and give me a chance to find out whether he is gay or European as I have an idea I'd like to try . "
"Then give it a go Wendy ! We'll be slightly behing watching . "
The floor is yours .
Wendy walked towards the table where Christophe was sitting at with some of his friends . And when she reached him , she place a hand on his shoulder and ask if she could ask a couple of question . Christophe , though not liking Wendy touching , agreed , if that was what was going to get rid of her ,
So , Mr ___ , this alledged affair with Miss ____ has been going on for ?
"So , Christophe , I heard you'd been dating with ( R / n ) -Random name- for how long now ? "
Christophe narrowed his eyes at her question but answered anyways .
" 2 years . "
"And your first name is ? "
Nicos ( is that how you spell it ? )
"Don't really have a first name . "
"And your boyfriend's name is ? "
Christophe , who had let his guard down for just that moment , answered the question that he had the actual answer to .
" (M/n) "
But the time he realized his horrifying mistake , it was all ready too late .
*gasp*
Oh well was really funny to Wendy .
"I'm sorry , I sorter misunderstood ! You said boyfriend I thought you said ... best friend ! (M/N) is my bestfriend . "
(R/N) jaws drop , you see , ( R/n) was Christophe's fake girlfriend to squash out the rumors that said that he was gay back in middle school . She did this , well , because she was happy for him and (M/n) to be in a relationshio and plus , she would have a set of gay friends to hang out with !
"You bastard ! You lying bastard ! That's it , I'm not covering for you nor (M/n) anymore . Wendy take a sit and (M/n) here will explain the whole shit for you , while I'll go get some more food , "
Peoples ! I have a big announcement !
Wendy looked at (M/n) with interet while she waitied for an explanation . Seeing as she won't leave if she got her explanation , he decided to just tell her.
"Well , yeah , I guess . I'm Chris's here boyfriend . Don't really know how you found out about him being gay till now ."
"So is he gay or European ? "
"Well , I guess this man is gay AND European !
"Woah ! This is a surprise , so how long you guys been dating ? Doesn't your lover here feel any disgrace about being found out ?"
And neither is disgrace ,
"I don't think so ? Well at least that's what I think , "
Oh !
You gotta stop your being a completely closet case
D'oh !
Wendy hummed in response , this was really getting interesting , so the whole Christophe dating (R/n) was a fake to remove all the rumors of him being gay back in middle school .
"So let me get the straight , it's not (R/n) that his seeing ? "
" Yup , it's me not her his seeing , no matter what he say . I swear he never ever ever swing the other way . "
"How would you know , for all you know , I might be straight but felt sorry for you when you confessed to me . "
(M/n) felt something 'pop' within him as he gave Christophe a 'death' glare . "You don't need to lie to me Chris I know that deep inside you , you have accepted the fact that you are gay no matter the facts . You big gay parfait . " he muttered the last part .
You are so gay , you big parfait , you flaming boy in cabaret .
"But I'm straight ! " Christophe protested .
(M/n) leaned towards him as he whispered something to him that made his cheeks heat up . "But you were not yesterday . "
So if I may , I'm proud to say , his gay !
And European !
"So he's gay ."
"And European Wendy , don't forget about that ."
He's gay
And European
And gay !
" Fine okay , I'm gay . Happy ? "
(M/n) nodded his head as he leaned against him with relaxation . This left Wendy pleased with her result and thanked them for their time . When she sat back at her table , she was filled with questions from the guys but she didn't bother telling them the answer since deep inside , she was rooting for them as well and hope for their relationship to soar .
Horay !
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*breathes in heaVily *
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