South Park x reader oneshot

By timerlor

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Request are opened Just some oneshots between you and characters of South Park! ~Currently on hold~ More

Request
This Isn't The End- Kyle Broflovski X Reader
This Isn't The End - Kyle Broflovski X reader 2
Satisfied - Stan Marsh × One Sided Reader
Jealous Much? - Craig Tucker × reader
Unlikely Couple - Tweek Tweak
Closer - Token × Male! Reader
A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into - Kenny Mccormick
Cutie - Butters × Dom! Male! Reader
Not Like Any Other Girl - Clyde Donovan
My R - Pete Thelman × Suicidal ! Reader
The Silent Type - Douchebag × Male! Reader
Je pense que je t'aime - Christophe × Deaf!Male!Reader
Love you too - Drunk! Kyle Broflovski
[Soulmate AU ] Coffee date - Tweek Tweak
Friends ? - Eric Cartman × Shy ! Reader
[Hogwarts Au] Anything - Craig Tucker
We married as a job -Token Black
[Mafia Au ] This is new - Stan Marsh
[Hogwarts Au ] I'm his what now ? - Kenny Mccormick
[Flower Shop Au ] Bunny - Butter Scotch
[Omegaverse Au] Heat - Alpha! Douchebag × Omega!Reader
Who said confessing had to be on Valentine's ?- Tweek Tweak
[Mermaid Au ] Well , I would fuck me too - Eric Cartman × Male!Mermaid!Reader
[Imperial AU ] A handful - Emperor! Kyle Broflovski
In the future - Kitsune! Craig Tucker × Child ! Reader
[Howarts Au ] I'm his what now ? - Kenny McCormick Pt 2
[Hogwarts Au] Easy as pie - Clyde Donovan
[Reincarnation + Hogwarts Au] Bullshit - Damien Thorn
Gay or European ? - Christophe × Male ! Reader
Kawaii - Chibi!Neko!Douchebag
[Mermaid Au ] Love you too - Eric Cartman × Male!Mermaid!Reader pt 2
[Hanahaki Au ] Same here - Pete Thelman× Neko!Reader
[College Au ] Kicked out - Kenny McCormick × Male ! Reader
[Mafia Au] Little Song Bird - Kyle Broflovisk
[College Au ] Kicked out - Kenny McCormick Pt 2
[Soulmate Au ] That red string - Child ! Butter scotch × Child ! Reader
This isn't right - Stan Marsh
[Slavery Au] Mine - Clyde Donovan × Slave ! Reader
Letter from your childhood sweetheart - Craig Tucker
I'm not the only one - Kenny McCormick
Stayed a while longer - Eric Cartman
I'll be waiting - Craig Tucker Pt.2
[The Boy Au ] Comfort - Pip Pirrip
[Cannibalism Au] Fear - Token Black
Different - Kyle Broflovisk
[Hogwarts Au] Date - Tweek Tweak
[Hogwarts Au] Amortentia - Kyle Broflovisk
A/n
[Fantasy Au] Demon baby - Damien
[Gods Au] Drunken habit - Stan Marsh
Character look alike - Douchebag
[Mafia Au ] Interest - Token Black
Possiblity - Christophe × Cheerleader! Reader
Kitsune!Craig Tucker × Child!Reader Pt 2
Family-Dad!Craig Tucker × Mom!Reader
[Hogwarts Au] I'm his what now ? - Kenny McCormick pt 3
[Royalty Au] Everyone has secrets - Slight Yandere!Pip Pirrip
[Vampire Au ] Wisdom teeth -Vampire!Craig × Reader
[Fantasy Au] Plot Twist - Half demon!Douchebag × Sorceress!Reader
[Mafia Au] This is new - Stan Marsh Pt 2

Prince of Hell - Damien (Soulmate AU)

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By timerlor


Side note : .... I still ship Damien and Pip ... But still want to do a Damien × reader .

I may also do another soulmate au ...

P.s , sorry if the story sucks .
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No one's pov .

(Y/n) never really understood the whole 'Soulmate' thing when her  middle school taught her the 'Soulmate System' . Apparently , when one person is born , there would be words or a sentence that would be tattooed onto either the person's left or right wrist . The words that appear on the person's wrist would determind one's soulmate as the words would be said by the person's soulmate .

(Y/n) didn't have any problem with the whole Soulmate thing , but the thing that was bothering her was the words that were tattoed on her right wrist  .

'I am the Prince Of Hell '

Of all the words her soulmate could say to her , it just had to be 'I am the Prince Of Hell ' . She found it really stupid , what kind of person would say that to the person that could potentially be their soulmate ? A person that was her soulmate obviously.

(Y/n) had moved to South Park just this year and attended her first year of High School there due to her parents wanting to 'Explore the world ' and dumping her at her aunts place for a few years , which meant that she would have to spend a few years of her life at her cousin's house , the Marsh family .

She had no problem with that, for some reason , and just decided to let life do it's shit . Besides , unlike her cousin Stan , she actually got along with his sister  Shelly . Sadly though, she might be the only person in the Marsh family to have not found her soulmate , both Shelly and Stan had  already found their soulmate .

Stan found his soulmate by the name of Kyle Broflovski and Shelly having found her's overseas . Both of them would always try their best to not laugh at the tattoo on your wrist , Kyle was probably the only one that understood your pain .

He understood your pain because before he found that his soulmate was Stan, the words on his wrist really didn't make any fuckin sense .
It wrote :

"I'm a fuckin unicorn and no one can stop me ! "

Kyle was really confused when he read the sentence but he only understood it when Stan became drunk at a party that was held at his house for a hallowen party . Stan become so drunk that he literally said 'I'm a fuckin unicorn and no one can stop me ' to Kyle .

Kyle didn't tell Stan the incident so that his dignity would still be intact ... but he found out anyway through Kenny and he didn't come out from his room for a few weeks ...

Though (Y/n) found the whole thing hilarious , she didn't really find the situation she was in funny . In which day and age would you find someone that would say themselves to be the 'Prince Of Hell ' ? . (Y/n) was deep in thought when she bumped into a person in the hallways at school .

"Ah , I'm sorry . I wasn't -"

The person glared at (Y/n) , which surprised her seeing as she was about to apologise . She soon realized she had bumped into the one and only Damien Thorn , which she found to be a pain in the ass to be around for reasons . Damien ignored (y/n) and continued his way to his class .

"  *sighs* What's his problem , I was going to apologise to him . "

Damien Thorn was a total mystery to (Y/n) ... well the only mystery about him to her is his personality . One moment he was quiet and the next thing you knew the whole school was literally set on fire by him . The strangest part was that he was somehow still not expelled . His only friend was probably a boy called Pip .

'Nevermind that now , I gotta go to class quick .'

Time skip ~

School was over and (Y/n) made her towards Stark Pond to do her homework there cause the last time she went and did her homework at the house , she caught Kyle and Stan having a heated session with each other on the couch . Kyle was half way undressed when she caught them .

The thought of it just kept sending shivers down her spine , that's why she would usually be found at the pond just sitting there doing some random shit . Speaking of which , (Y/n) was sitting on the bench at the pond when she felt a hand shaking her shoulder .
Curious to see who it was , she turned her head and found that it was the one and only Damien Thorn.

(Y/n) raised her eyebrow , " Can I help you with anything Thorn ? "

"Yeah , you can . Move . Now . "

"Oh , ok - W-Wait , what ? "

"You heard me , move away . Your sitting on my spot . "

(Y/N) rolled her eyes at his response , sitting on his spot , how creative . She came her almost everyday and rarely have she found anyone sitting on the bench besides the usual old lady's and drunk people .

" Your 'spot' ? Thorn , what ever are you taking about ? "

Damien scoffed at her response . " You know what I'm taking about  , get the fuck off my spot before I set you on fire . "

"Ha ha ha , very funny Thorn , like as if you had the guys to . "

Everything else after that was a blur , (Y/n) was just casually sitting on the bench and the next thing she knew , she was on the ground , face planted directly to the ground . This caused her to quickly get on her feet and punched the shit out of Damien .

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THORN ? AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHTS TO PUNCH ME JUST BECAUSE I WAS SITTING ON 'YOUR' SPOT ?!"

Damien's eye flashed a deep orange-red as he got up from the ground . He grabbed her by her collar and half whispered-yelled .

" Listen carefully you fucking mortal . First,I don't need you to tell me what I can or cannot do and secondly , I am the Prince Of Hell . So don't tell me what to fucking do you bitch . "

(Y/n) was caught up in the moment that she didn't realize what Damien had said , more specifically , the exact same words that were tattooed on her wrist . She pushed him away from him and yelled,

"FINE THEN , KEEP BEING A DICK AND SEE WHERE THAT LANDS YOU IN THORN . "

It took Damien a few moments to process what (Y/n) said . It sounded way too familiar , like as if he heard or seen someone say it before . It struck him like lightening when he re-read the sentence that was tattoed on his wrist .

" FINE THEN , KEEP BEING A DICK AND SEE WHERE THAT LANDS YOU IN THORN "

"Oh my fucking God ... "

Damien couldn't believe the situation , just as (Y/n) was about to turn her back and walk away , Damien grabbed hold of her wirst and tried to read her tattoo but (Y/n) being the stubborn girl she was tried ro remove his grip on her wrist .

"Get your fucking hands off me Thorn , I have places to be and I don't want to breathe the same air as you anymore . "

Damin ignored her comment , his hold on her wirst tightened as he read the tattoed words on her wirst . His eyes widened at the words , he could feel his heart racing for some reasons that he didn't understand and that left in in deep thinking.  (Y/N) waved her hands infront of Damien , trying to get his attention as his grip on her wirst was tighteneing bit by bit and it was starting to hurt.

"Thorn ? Hey Thorn ? Thorn ? Can you hear me ? "

Seeing as she couldn't get his attention and she was curious to see his tattoo as well, she took a wild guess as to where his tattoo was since he was wearing a sweater that covered his entire arm except his hands . Taking a guess , (Y/n) took his left hand and read his wrist , she felt a blush rising in her cheeks when she realized the words tattoed were the words he said to him .

'WELL , THIS IS AWKWARD . ' (Y/N) mentally screamed in her mind , she has never been in this kind of awkward situation before . She REALLY didn't expect to find her soulmate like this


"So.... This is ... kinda not the way I expected to meet you this way  .... "

Damien slowly nodded his head in agreement , in his mind he really didn't expect this is happen . (Y/n) too in a deep breath before giving him a quick peck on his cheek. He could feel the heat rising up in his cheek but he didn't realize that his hair was on fire .


"DAMIEN , YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE ! I REPEAT , YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE . "

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Shitty isn't it ?




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