LMAO see what i did with that icarly reference ( every episode started with i____ )
anyway today i wore my new shit i got a new shirt from sears for FOUR DOLLARS it's light gray , has buttons and blah blah blah then i wore my sweats also from h&m ay dios mio them shits are cute.
YOU CAN SEE THE GREY SHIRT ALONG WITH THE SWEATS IN MY YOUTUBE VIDEO
it was a try on haul !!
anyway ima give yall a summary of my day which was such a good day that it's lit. unbelievableee. buttt basically, i started the day out looking pretty before i did anything because i DEAD ASS prayed to god that i would look pretty tomorrow. i prayed on sum real shit cuz i always look fuckin pretty when no one sees me but then when they do i look a mess lmao wtf ? !
anyway i woke up did my shit we came to school on time so that was fuckinnn great. but basically this shirt makes my titties pop like they're fuckin out and my boobs are already lowkey big. like my squad loves my boobs lol. my own mother said she wants to have boobs like mine okay like ?? where is the lie ? i'm tittytastic.
anyway so i also had on a padded bra so that def added to the bustiness which is such an uGLY WORD JAJAJA fuck. anyway i'm chillin whilst cruising through these halls cuz ik i look popp'n. bUT then the white boys are out here standing in the middle of the hall so i can'T GET TO MY HOMEROOM ! so i go into my bae Holly's homeroom and she's such a doll she walked me to my hOMEROOM HHH I LOVE HER I FELT SO BAD THO BC I DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT FOR HER !! AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH also go read her rant book boston-5sos_fam
so i went to gym and my friend Say and my other friend , we'll call her Ellena were talking to each other and i always thought Ellena didn't like me but she was being SO nice to me today and she has been so nice lately and it's such a nice feeling and i was so happy inside cuz i didn't feel like a third wheel. and my friend Leah said i looked POP and she always is SO nice to me like i'm her plug ya ya ya. whenever i look nice on snap she makes sure i know and she talks to me a lot and i love having friends it's so good. < the number of times i said nice lmao yo >
so after gym class i had english so i stride into english after having changed into my grey shirt from my gym shirt and literally one of my table mates was staring at the titties. & i know i sound like one of those bitches that think everyone obsessed with her but it was sO obvious i'm crying man. i just ignored like i wasn't uncomfortable bc i know i look poppin.
YO and then Fuckboy (yall remember him) i was listening to somebody else who was reading so i was looking at them and as i'm turning my head up to look at them, i see that Fuckboy just isn't reading at all and is dead ass laying on his head staring right at me ? like into my soul wtf & he does that a lot . but this is the most recent one he stopped doing that freaky shit a while ago. and i look at him and he looks away so fast i was deAD !!
& then when i was reading he literally does it again and doesn't lOOK AWAY WHEN I LOOK AT HIM I WAS SO LOST. like yea boyyy you lowkey cute actually you're mad cute but !! you're hella problematic. but actually he loves boobs cuz back when we were group mates we were watching "a raisin in the sun" & one of the female characters had a titty poppin dress and he was like "oooh boobies!"
so yeah basically after english in science Say told me she liked my outfit and all my hoes were saying i looked cute and whatever and it was lit. and even my nemesis Joshie over here eyeballed the titties for like a few seconds. but enough about my tits.
and then i went to humanities and had second lunch and YO i found out one of my friends is related to my white boy and i already knew he was a singer but she told me so i hAVE CONNECTIONS AND SHE HAS HIS INSTAGRAM AND EVERYTHING IM OUT HERE DEAD. ( also i just lurked and i think i fOUND HIS FUCKIN INSTAGRAM IM CRYING )
anyway it's LIT because i'm a singer too so all i have to do is TALK TO HIM AND RECORD A SONG WITH HIM I CAN IMAGINE IT NOW.
then i went to Spanish class and Carlos over here is such a gentleman he didn't stare but then he did for 10 seconds and I pretended not to notice lol ? anyway we talked for like a second & that was IT.
AND FUCKBOY LMAO he kept glancing at me and staring for the illest ! i was like blessed it is so good to have the power of boobs over boys bro.
but yo i'm worried because i had my one of the parts in my backpack open and it had my breakfast club purse thingie in it & it might have fallen out and i'm so worriiied. because it has $6 and my student ID in it & uhh yeah i go to a big azz public school so if someone were to find it there's a huge chance it woulda been stolen. but if it fell out somebody behind me would've picked it up idk.
or maybe i left it at home that's really what i'm hoping because i didn't bring it to lunch & i'm feelin worried.
but then after school we all met up and Say and I were talking about this boy she's been talking to and how agggyyy he is. and then we talked about my white boy and i was like,
"my titties look nice today so i shoulda talked to him." ( during second lunch i could have but he is SO scary looking like. he dresses edgy i guess you could say like one of those bad ass white boys 👅👅👅👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 & he just seems so scary to approach and now i sound like a suburban white mom in the hood. ) but i was really about to be chill & jus be like "aye i'm zuzu what's your name like what's good i heard you could sing but where ya ass was at at musical talent night pobrecito are you shy ?? anyway"
but i goT SHY HE'S SO SCARY SISIDID !! anyway i said,
"my titties look nice today so i could talk to him."
and Say said something that made me sO HAPPY she said,
"yeah you'll be like 'hey i'm zuzu.' and he'll be like "he- diablooo!'"
which means he'd start saying hey and then notice the tatas and be like "damnnn!" LMAO IM DEAD ! i was so lit about that because if that were to ever happen :))
anywayy outside we were all talking and my friends were like "yo zuzu said she's gonna glo up when she's a sophomore but she's already gloing up!"
and Say, THE MOST CONCEITED OF ALL OUR FRIENDS said, "yo zuzu was stealin' my glo today and i was lowkey jealous because everyone was looking from me to her." AND SHE WAS SAYING IT IN A NICE WAY AND THATS BIG COMING FROM HER LMAOOO.
and my friend Amber was like "yeah you poppinn today you got ya titties out!! flex hoe!"
AND DEAD ASS even 3 girls who i don't talk to that much were like "zuzu you look cute today!"
and in science, my friend ( we'll call her Liz ) is hella bisexual and so mature and my friend Erin was like,
"zuzu your hair!"
and Liz goes,
"bitch your titties!"
and i was like, "yeah?"
she was like, "they all out."
and i was like, "and hoe???"
she goes, "you know what that does to me." AND SHE WAS JOKING BUT I FELT BLESSED BECAUSE LIZ IS SO ATTRACTIVE.
but anyway then my friend Vivi was like, "zuzu you look different."
I was like, "in a good or bad way."
She said, "in a good way. i just don't know what it is."
then i told her i got my hair done and Liz was like "it's 'cuz her titties look big today." & i was like oh word.
anyway lemme stop being a nut. today also marks the third day i turn vegetarian for river phoenix for the rest of the month i'm lit. but yeah i gotta get to this homework so i'm bOUNCIN guys !! byeee cuties :)
#zuzaf