Have You Heard? I'm a Nerd. (EDITING)

Ch11: All sorts of women

It was after school and I was waiting with Jess for Sydney. We were suppose to head out in search of girls. After completing society we needed to move on to women. It was better to find targets outside of school so that way if we come across a psychotic witch she'll less likely know us and be able to find us if anything turns sour.

"I'm here, losers!" Sydney came running while panting.

"Thanks, Syd. You really know how to warm the heart. And what took you so long?" I asked with a bit of suspiciousness laced in my tone. You can never be prepared for an answer from Sydney.

After taking a big breath she coughed out, "Mr. Nelson made me clean his chalk board because I said his class wasn't interesting. He's so boring that every second in his classroom is like spending time making fun of cows!"

"Hey, teasing cows can be quite fun." I argued jokingly.

"You know what else is fun? Actually doing what we're suppose to." Jess cut in.

"Okay, Mr. Impatient. Vamoose!"

And off we headed into the unknown.

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We were walking in silence. Everything was within a practical distance from the school, so why not save on gas? The peaceful wind was soothing as it ruffled through my hair. The weather was balmy and nice. I would walk any day just to enjoy this weather.

"So where's the best place to find girls?" Jess wondered aloud.

"You seriously don't know that answer?" Sydney asked him in a 'are you kidding me' tone.

"Well, I'm obviously not a girl so you tell me."

"Stop it right here."

We all stopped at Sydney's command.

"You've learned the art of sarcasm." Sydney whispered amazed.

I rolled my eyes. "Okay, lets move it." I left the two to solve their own problems.

I was walking a good distance ahead. Apparently they lost track of what we're doing, so it was up to me to guide them to the best site to find girls. After a good ten minutes we finally reached the place.

"Jess, meet girl central. Victoria Secret!" I added a 'tadaaa' at the end.

"Hey! I was thinking Forever XII!" Sydney whined.

"Well, if you were actually focused we could've gone there. Victoria's Secret is better anyway because every girl needs a suitable bra or something and not a cute skirt. So, there's more fish in the sea here."

Sydney pouted still upset we weren't standing in front of Forever XII.

We were about to step inside when we realized one of us wasn't making an effort to tag along.

"Jess, in order to meet a female you need to actually come in." I teased.

"I-I know. It's just that. Arf youf surgh gufhs ar aloufd in hur." He said in a rush.

"What?" Did you understand what he said? I didn't either.

"Are you sure guys are allowed in here!" He stated more clearly.

"Yeah, plenty of girl's boyfriends help shop. You won't be the only guy." Sydney reassured.

We grabbed Jess's arms and guided him so he couldn't protest any more. When we entered the building our eyes were met with pink, polka dots, lingerie, and more pink. We were all looking around clueless,  wondering where to begin. A worker had mistaken our uncertainty as customers waiting for service because the person approached us amiably.