Me: Sorry that I hadn't updated for the last few days, I've been busy in the world of sports.
Piper: You don't look like a sporty person.
Me: I'm not, I've been busy in the world of sports. It isn't like I want to be. I'm just happy that the Seminoles lost their bowl game and the Gators won theirs. :D IN YO FACE SEMINOLES THAT BRAGGED ABOUT WINNING!!! YOU GOT BEAT BY A BUNCH OF DUCKSSSSSS!!!
Annabeth: None of us are up to date about sports-
Me: The Duck fans started chanting "No means no!" to James.
Annabeth: And none of us know why that is funny...
Me: Then that is your loss. Anyway, I'm inviting two special people.
*Hades and Nico appears*
Hades: -and it doesn't matter that you only did it for virgins, you're actions are still *opens eyes* Um, what just happened?
Nico: Why am I here, again?
Me: Don't act too excited. Oh yes, I've invited Taytayblackwidow667. Even though I'm guessing that her name is Taylor, I'm calling her Black Widow because "SHE'S A BLACK WIDOW BABY!"
Black Widow: YEAH!!!
Me: And it suits her parentage.
Hades: Excuse you? Are you trying to say that I'm a deadly spider?
Me: Actually, I'm trying to say that you're a creepy spider that lives in my backyard and makes webs in the most uncalled for places.
Hades: That's better.
Black Widow: Hey Nico! How would you like to know that I'm your sister?
Nico: ...great?
Black Widow: We're going to go on quests together and just be best friends!
Christof (from Frozen): Really? I'm guessing that you don't have much experience with siblings.
Black Widow: Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when my siblings do come-
Me: Nope! Nope! I'm too lazy to make an entire parody of "Summer" that was sang by Olaf. Besides, I need one more question answered.
Black Widow: Who do all y'all ship Nico with?
Percy: I ship him with Thalia, they are so coot even with the whole maiden thing.
Hades: Ship? Like, the thing that sinks?
Jason: YESSS! WHY MUST YOU REMIND US OF ALL THE ONES THAT SINKKKKKK?
Hades: Like the Titanic
Jason: I don't know about that one, what fandom is it from?
Hades: ...
Piper: I don't know Nico that well, but probably with Nicole or Chloe.
Nicole: I AGREE WITH PIPER 50%!!!
Chloe: SAME!!!
Jason: I SHIP NICO WITH PERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! :DDDDDD
Nico: Shut up. -_-
Fuzzylumpkin1: WHA-
Jason: Silence, this is a critical time of the creation of Perico!
Nico: ...
Jason: ...
Will Solace: ...
Nico: ...I'm done. *shadow travels out*
Nicole: DARN!
Chloe: I TOLD YOU TO TIE HIM UP!!!
Me: BUT I WAS TOO LAZY!!!
Nicole: Yeah, you lazy butt.
Annabeth: Ikr
Nicole: ANNABETH!!!
Chloe: WHO DO YOU SHIP NICO WITH!?!
Annabeth: From my observations of campers...I'd have to say... Will.
Will Solace: OH YEAH! BAM! THE DAUGHTER OF ATHENA HAS SPOKEN FATEEEEEE!!!
Cupid: YUSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silence*
Cupid: I'm just gonna leave now...*disappears*
Leo: I ship Solangelo.
Hazel: Solangelo.
Frank: Solangelo.
Jason: *sighs* *whispers* Solangelo
Me: Okay, it seems like we have converted Jason to the Solangelo side. If you are against Solangelo, may the gods be ever likely to exterminate you. :D