Me: Hi.
Percy: What an entrance.
Octavian: *slow clap*
Me: Thank you. *bows*
Annabeth: Again. Aren’t you supposed to be doing homework?
Me: Again. Aren’t you supposed to be saving the world?
Annabeth: I would be if you weren’t distracting us!
Me: I would be doing my homework if y’all weren’t distracting me so I guess that we are even now.
Annabeth: -_-
Me: Now that we know that Annabeth is happier than usual, I think now would be a great time to ask a question! TIME TO ROLL THE DICE!!!
Frank: WHAT DID YOU GET?
Me: I GOT A ONE! And an awesome question. (although all of them are awesome. Except for mine, those belong at the bottomless pit of Legos)
Frank: Who is the asker???
Me: It is Annabeth775!
Annabeth: Wait, what?
Leo: Wow. This is the first time in forever that an Athena kid didn’t understand something.
Annabeth775: Shut up.
Leo: Woah, Annabeth isn’t usually that mean.
Annabeth: I didn’t say anything.
Annabeth775: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Leo: You have a wicked laugh.
Annabeth: That… that wasn’t me.
Annabeth775: Lol, jk.
Leo: Wait, what?
Me: It doesn’t matter if you get it. It only matters if the reader gets it. Annabeth775 asked, “What do you think is the best way to please Aphrodite?”
Piper: Oh no.
Jason: I AM PROBS APHRO’S FAV PERSON EVA! I SHIP WHAT I C AND ONLY C WHAT I SHIP! SHE <3’s MWAH! (or mio)
Aphrodite: I don’t like you. You just happen to ship what I ship.
Nicole: DO YOU SHIP ME WITH NICOOOOOOO?
Aphrodite: I would, if only Persassy didn’t already make a ship.
Nicole: So if Persassy never existed…you would ship me with Nico?
Aphrodite: Just as much as I ship Chloe with him. :D
Nicole: Oh that can be arranged. >:)
Chloe: Hold up. Do you have the supplies for the…event?
Nicole: No, but I gots the skills.
Chloe: *brings out bag full of…pointy thingies* We will make a great team.
Nicole: >:)
Jason: I SHIP IT!
Me: No. Just no.
Jason: Not even a three way ship??? )’:
Me: Don’t even go there.
Nicole: And after we take care of Persassy…
Chloe: We take care of Jason and his disturbing ideas of ships…
Me: Shhh, don’t say your plans out loud!!!
Piper: Anyway, if I wanted to please my mom, I’d just break up with Jason and she would be super proud of me.
Aphrodite: It’s true. <3
Frank: I’m not too sure because I’m not exactly the ladies’ man-
Leo: Unlike me.
Frank: But I think that just protecting Hazel is what she wants.
Aphrodite: It seems a little too easy for the ship. What about a fire and a stick?
Frank: WHAT?!?!
Aphrodite: I’m just kidding!...a little.
Percy: She is pleased with Percebeth. We have went through enough.
Aphrodite: What on Olympus makes you think that Percebeth went through enough? Enough is never enough!
Percy: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe when we had to lift the sky together. Oh, and when Rachel came. Than when Annabeth deflected a blade from hitting my certain spot. What about the time when my memory was taken away and sent to the Romans? I feel like I am forgetting something…oh yeah. WE FELL INTO FREAKEN TARTARUS AND SURVIVED!
Aphrodite: And you think that the suffering is done. That is adorable. :)
Leo: Well, I am the lady man. So I just flex these muscles *lifts arms of skin and bone* all da ladies come to me.
Frank: No one is running to you.
Leo: I meant, all the single ladies.
Me: If they aren’t too busy putting their hands up!
Beyoncé: Dat’s right grl!
Me: :D
Reyna: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
Thalia: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
Chloe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
Nicole: NOW PUT YO HANDS UP!
Me: If you are going to try to please Aphrodite (which I do not recommend), may the gods be ever in your favor.