Me: Now that all the gods have left, we can have a normal conversation.
Leo: Yeah, a normal conversation because we are totally normal and not busy.
Me: That is exactly what I mean. :D Where is Percy?
Annabeth: Oh, he is having another episode when he bursts into tears of who he had lost.
Me: I thought he was over all of the deaths that he caused.
Annabeth: He still isn’t over the death of his pillow pet.
Me: Oh…well this is awkward.
Annabeth: How?
Me: You see; I was going to ask a question that was about his loose of pillow pets…
Percy: *bursts through door* did someone mention “pillow pets”?
Me: Yeah.
Percy: Someone just gave me a whole sack full of them, I is so happy! *happy dance*
Me: Well, Octavian’s girlfriend wants to know-
Piper: Omg, he has a girlfriend?
Jason: THAT GIRL MESSED WITH MY RACHEL AND OCTAVIAN SHIP!!!
Leo: She is going down. *fire palm*
Me: Wait, maybe she might be a better ship. She isn’t the one who has to be a maiden all of her life.
Jason: Fine, let her question be asked.
Me: She wants to know what Percy would do if she had Octavian burn all of your new pillow pets?
Percy: I just got my pillow pets like a few minutes ago, how could she possibly know?
Me: Maybe she gave them to you so you can have an emotional connection to them.
Percy: Is she some kind of monster?
Me: No, she is dating a monster. Gods Percy, why do you have to be so slow?
Percy: Does she not know that I still regret not being able to save the one that he killed? Imagine me loosing even more pillow pets! I couldn’t look at myself in the mirror anymore.
Piper: Great, he uses the mirror more than I do.
Percy: *looks at wall* I have no idea what you are talking about…
Annabeth: Percy…*snaps* Earth to Percy. *snaps*
Percy: *still staring at wall* I have no idea what the problem is.
Annabeth: *lightly slaps Percy* EARTH TO PERCY!
Percy: *still staring*
Me: What is he staring at? *looks at wall* Oh, someone take the mirror down.
Annabeth: *pecks Percy’s cheek*
Percy: I was hoping that you would eventually do that. *smirks*
Jason: SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!
Annabeth: Shut up Seaweed brain.
Me: I think that was enough Percebeth for today-
Jason: There could never be enough Percebeth *looks back at Percy and Annabeth* *pale* I stand corrected.
Me: *glances* Oh my gods! Yeah, it you ever walk in on a Percebeth moment, may the gods be ever in your favor.