Me: Hello! Let’s ask the Argo crew a question!
Percy: What?
Me: I meant…hello fellow demigods.
Annabeth: Get Mr. D, there is another crazy fangirl.
Me: Omg, where? Where is my kind?
Percy: Your what?
Me: You wouldn’t understand. Anyway, I have a question!
Piper: Ask away. It isn’t like we are busy saving the world.
Me: That’s good; I thought that I might be interrupting y’all while you are fighting Gaea.
Everyone: *face palm*
Me: Okay. My question is, how do you feel about me asking you questions?
Leo: I feel like a celebrity. Oh wait, I already am one. *puts sunglasses on*
Jason: I honestly don’t really care.
Piper: I just wonder how the heck to you know us.
Me: I don’t know y’all. That is why I am asking questions.
Hazel: She does have a point.
Me: Of course I do! I always do, besides when I am bored. When I am bored I write fan fiction.
Frank: Isn’t that what is going on now?
Me: Yes.
Percy: It is so nice to know that you come to us when you are bored.
Leo: Yeah, because she knows that we are awesome! Well, at least most of us are. *glances at Frank*
Frank: Seriously?
Leo: I don’t see any fanfiction of girls falling for you!
Frank: That is because they are team Frazel. Everyone is so there isn’t anyone there to write fanfiction about me.
Me: He has a point…
Frank: The only person that is not on team Frazel is you, but you don’t look like the kind that would write that kind of fanfiction.
Annabeth: Really? Don’t you know that he is going to do it now that you told him not to?
Leo: >:D
Me: I am starting to regret ever making this book.
Piper: This is a book?!?
Me: Ihdk yet.
Hazel: What does “Ihdk” mean?
Me: I honestly don’t know.
Hazel: But you just used it in a sentence. How could you not know?
Me: Oh Hazel, you have so much to learn.