Me: So I started High School
Jade: I KNOW!
Me: and it's really boring
Jade: Because I'm not there!
Me: and I need to focus on my grades
Jade: Woah! Who are you?
Me: Jade, could you wait until
Jade: No!
Me: Ugh. Anyway, I might not update as often anymore since I'm in an advanced program
Jade: Which I still don't know how you got into it.
Me: Me either, I think their standards aren't too high.
Jade: And you barely update anyway.
Me: So I guess that you guys won't mind the change of plans!
Annabeth: We truly do NOT mind the plans. In fact, if you end your visits right now, we might be able to finish our quest!
Me: -_- I'm in my high school at the moment so I do not have the question book...so I'm just here until I think of a question that had been asked.
*Jeopardy music*
Me: Okay! I remember one question...I'm not going to word it perfectly so..."What would happen if Octavian had Superman powers?"
Annabeth: We'd be dead.
Percy: We kind of depend on Octavian's weak heritage to be stronger than him.
Nicole: Woah.
Chloe: Did he just...
Will: Yeah. He actually did.
Nicole: What did Nico ever see in you?
Annabeth: Seaweed brain, why must you insult a god every time you get the chance?
Persassy: Puh-lease. I can insult whoever the Hades I want.
Hades: Okay, I'm so done.
Persassy: Boy, you tryin' to talk da sass talk?
Hades: Child, I've invented the talk. *Sassy walk*
Persassy: You might be able to talk the talk, but you certainly can't walk the walk. *sassy walk*
Me: Who would ever want these moments to end?
Annabeth: Who would ever want these moments to continue? Sky, honestly, what has gotten into you?
Me: Life, Annabeth. I am full of life.
Jade: Nonsense, Sky. You are full of nonsense.
Me: Now that we have cleared the air, is there anyone that wants to inform us of what would happen if Octavian had gotten Superman powers?
Annabeth: If you must know, Octavian would use the laser beams to blow up the Argo II ship.
Leo: MY BABY! D':
Annabeth: Then he'd lead the Romans to war at Camp Half-Blood, which he'd easily find with his flying powers, and destroy the camp along with anyone in it.
Piper: At least Drew would go down with it.
Jason: ALONG WITH WILL! HOW COULD I LET WILL DIE? NO GHOST SHIPS! SOLANGELO SOLANGELO SOLANGELO!
Percy: We can't let that happen, since clearly no one else is NICO'S TYPE!
Annabeth: So we basically like the weak Octavian and if he were to gain Superman powers then we would all be dead.
Leo: What a happy ending.
Apollo: I was annoying Artemis when I heard that one of my children were weak because they were related to me, SO WHO SAID THAT?
Percy: Not me.
Apollo: Percy, I thought that we were like, bros.
Percy: I told you that I didn't say that!
Apollo: Please. The person that says "Not me" first is just about always the one that is guilty. Dude! WTF?
Hazel: What does "WTF" mean again?
Percy: It means "Where's The Food". And the food is in the kitchen. How about we have some apology nachos?
Apollo: As long as they're orange.
Percy: No, blue.
Apollo: Orange, you mean.
Percy: No way dude. Blue.
Apollo: I'm the god here.
Percy: I'm the demigod here and my daddy will have my back because he's always there for me.
Poseidon: You bet your swim trunks I am. *drenches Apollo in water*
Apollo: *runs out to fix hair*
Poseidon: Now for some victory nachos!
Percy: Of course you want them to be blue.
Poseidon: Good one son. Bring in some green nachos!
Percy: Dad!
Poseidon: I'm just kidding you. Make them blue.
Me: If you ever offend a god, fighting over the color of nachos, or if Octavian gets superman powers, may the gods be ever in your favor.