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Wednesday 2:38 am:

Me - Excuse my language but
Me - I fucking hate my job

Jimin - Why? What happened?

Me - This old lady called me disgusting when I was restocking the "male" products, if you know what I mean

Jimin - It's not your fault that you had to restock those

Me - I know that but apparently she didn't, it's not like I was going to use them
Me - That put a bad image in my head

Jimin - You can't use them, you're a girl

Me - How do you know I'm a girl?

Jimin - Well lets see....
Jimin - You sent me a picture of you

Me - How do you know that's me?

Jimin - Because I searched for your social media account

Me - *Gasp* You invaded my privacy?!

Jimin - Well I needed to see if that was really you and it was

Me - Nah I don't care that you found me on social media, it's not like I posted anything dirty

Jimin - Oh really?
Jimin - Then what is this?
Jimin -

Me - What's so dirty about that?Me - It's just your butt nothing wrong with that

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Me - What's so dirty about that?
Me - It's just your butt nothing wrong with that

Jimin - Are you perhaps obsessed with my butt?

Me - Yeah
Me - I mean who's not, just look at that handsome butt and everyone calls it the jibooty
Me - Is it wrong that I want to touch it?

Jimin - I'm not going to let you touch my butt, I never met you in person
Jimin - And it's the best butt you have ever seen, right?

Me - Better than my butt
Me - Have you seen my butt? Oh wait, you haven't never mind

Jimin - Can I see it?

Me - Why would I send a picture of my butt to you?

Jimin - What you saw mine? Why can't I see yours?

Me - Okay first you small pervert, I didn't know you that long and second I don't send those kinds of pictures

Jimin - I'm taller than you
Jimin - Please? You can keep your clothes on

Me - Fine, here's me wearing a bikini

Jimin - Yayy! I get to see you in a bikini!

Me - Damn boi you excited
Me -

Me - Damn boi you excitedMe -

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Jimin - Really? A potato?

Me - Yes that's me right there
Me - I'm a potato but a sexy potato

Jimin - Why do you do this?

Me - What do you mean? I just showed you a picture of me in a bikini

Jimin - You know what, I'm done

Me - With what?

Jimin - With you
Jimin - I have to go my Hyung wants me to go eat with him

Me - Okay have fun
Me - And remember me in my bikini

Jimin - Uh huh now bye

Me - Bye Jimin XD

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