Class 1-gAy chatfic/fanfic

I make these high heels work

BrokenBones: ...I have so many questions?

AlienQueen: Ok so we were listening to Jirou's playlist... And heard Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time, we now have a new favorite song
AlienQueen: Also Kaminari put on heels because it's in the song (though he can't even be compared to my baby Brendon)

Dankichu: CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE, AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN-

CatController: The teachers are still here-

Dankichu: Shit-

SleepingBag: I honestly don't care

AllMight: Can we stay?

BrokenBones: Please

Bakahoe: Fucking no

CatController: I already added them to the other chat I needed them in I can take them out?

BrokenBones: Can we keep them for a little

IcyHot: Just until... 12? It's like 11 right now so you have an hour

BrokenBones: >:3 Thanks Shouto

FlexTape sent an image

Kirishima was holding Kaida while watching a movie and blushing.

FlexTape: Our son is still broken after the kiss

Broishima: Kskkakskskak how'd you get in my room

FlexTape: Door's unlocked

Broshima: Privacy?

FlexTape: What's that?

AlienQueen: I've taught you well

Dankichu: Oh Midnight! Ok so we had this conversation a while ago about Kirishima reminding us of Mt. Lady but now that I think about it he reminds me of you more...

Horny: Why's that?

AlienQueen: 1. Quirks can both be made into sexual jokes 2. YOUR COSTUMES-

Broishima: Don't judge my fashion choice -3-

AlienQueen: Well I am -3-

Bakahoe: I hope you all fucking die

Broishima: ;-;

Bakahoe: Not you

Broishima: :D

IcyHot: So All Might, are you Izuku's dad

BrokenBones: Shouto

IcyHot: Izuku

BrokenBones: You can ask stuff like that, plus I've told you he isn't

IcyHot: Sure

CatController: Hey dad can I borrow some money

Mic: Go ask your Mother

SleepingBag: Go ask your mom

Broishima: Oh look I'm home

CatController: Your parents do that too?

Broishima: Anytime I ask for something it's: Go ask your dad

AlienQueen: That's fucking amazing-

Mic: See I told you, you're rubbing off on them to much

SleepingBag: It's not my fault they fucking swear, blame the parents

Gravity?: We blame Bakugo