Star Wars: The Random Wars

Be my Valentine kroniseye!

They reappear at Randomer's Brit grade school.....

Randomer- hey there's me!
Spooky Kronis- see!
Randomer- he looks sad....
Kronis- because you were!
Randomer- Who's that kid?
Kronis- if I'm right that's the girl you liked!
Randomer- I liked that! Well I had some tastes in girls!
Kronis- easy there player now look what happens!
Randomer- Noooooo!

A kid much larger than Randomer gets to the girl first and asks her out dance!
Randomer When he walks up to ask her she tells him he's weird scrawny kid and tells him to shoo!
Younger Randomer walks away sadly feeling extremely disappointed.

Randomer- See this is why I don't celebrate Valentine's Day!
Kronis- because of one heart break!
Randomer- so I felt it was a waste of time! And I got all the candy for myself!
Kronis- but it's the day of love!
Randomer- screw you kronis! Valentine's sucks!
Kronis- fine maybe I can't convince you but maybe they can....
Randomer- Who!

As he steps forward he hits a booby trap and goes flying into the next vision.

Kronis- Byeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Then he shifted to another vision...

We join Benny sitting in a recliner chair along with possum while sipping scotch.

Randomer- where am I??.
Spooky Benny and possum- Greetings You Brit!
Randomer- Possum! Benny! What you guys want!
Benny- I am the ghost of Valentine's future....
Possum- me too!
Randomer- the future.... really?
Benny- yes!!
Possum- and it isn't pretty!
Benny- not one bit!
Randomer- world war 3????
Benny- nope.... your future....
Possum- And it sucks kangaroo dick!
Benny- let's gooooo!
Randomer- nooooooo!
Possum- weeeeeeeeee!

Randomer- where are we?
Benny- your future!
Randomer- I have a mansion! And I'm rich!!!!!!
Possum- but money can't buy true love.... you've been through so many lovers that you've ended up
Randomer- lonely....
Benny- may I add is that all you do is fap all day.
Possum- quite a shame... all that lion wanted to do was for you to love her back..
Benny- but oh Well! Keep in mind your going to die from loneliness soon and because you have no heirs.... the money goes to cousins, uncles, cousins, aunts, brother, stepfather, brothers, sisters, grandpas, grandfathers cousin bob!
Randomer- myyyy moneyyyyyyyy!
Benny- well what are you waiting for go!
Randomer- but I don't wanna!

Benny runs back a few steps then charges to kick Randomer in his ass so hard he flies into another vision.
Possum and Benny- Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Randomer- Ieieiieieieieieie!

He crash lands into the final vision!

Erin- hello there!
Void- I have the high ground!
Lion- ello!
Wolf- Sup!
Kyra- Ay!
Cheker- Yeet!
Infinite- yello!
Randomer- eiieieieieieieieie! What are you guys doing here!
All in creepy synchronization- We are the ghosts of Valentines present!
Randomer- You guys practice a lot?
All- Hour a week double on sundays!
Randomer- so creepy ghost tell me what you going to show me?
All- the present duh! That's our name for gods sake!
Lion- look at real me! I'm sad!
Randomer- because I'm not interested in love! Porn hub premium is free today!
Possum- jacking with the same hand is dangerous!!!
Wolf- see!
Kiddo- is this really how you want to spend your life!
Lion- we could go on a ride me and you....
Infinite- Nope! Kids book only!
All- *shun*
Lion- fine!
Randomer- Fine give me one reason I should go and enjoy Valentine's...
All- There's chocolate, love and you won't be a virgin forever!!!
Randomer- your right! I must go!!!!
All- byeyeyeyeyeyey!
Randomer- DUES VULT!

Meanwhile at the dance.....

The limo pulled up to the ball...

Kronis- I feel fancy....
Kyra- We can't drink the liquor on the bus...
Wolf- huh... oh yeah! Drinking is bad!
Camera- ex-xtremly!
Benny- hmmmmm
Possum- something smells fishy here?
Ryan- I'm sorry I ate the tuna!
All- ummmmmm your forgiven!?
Ryan- whew!
Benny- what are you buckaroos waiting for let's party!

Benny and possum were throwing down moves from the 90s which none of the other wattpaders recognized, dark and camera with no dancing experience dabbed and hit the whip but only succeed in aggravating Erin to chase them down.

But little did they know the as the doors opened Randomer stepped out with lit rap music playing behind him. With a sparkly suit pinker and more shiny than his.
Benny- hot damn!
They proceeded to do that odd hand shake of slipping the index through the space of the other guys.
Dark- damn it! We should've went as that!
Camera- I only have so much money for suits!
Kronis- I found this at a laundry mat!
Benny- well with my book money I got this fancy suit,
New- hey! It's my dad's ok!
Ryan- nice kangaroo tie!
New- hey it was on sale!
Ryan- sureeeeeeeee....
New- arghghghghhghghg!
Ryan- Arhghghghghghhghg!

Randomer- excuse me gentlemen I got a fine lady to greet!

Wolf- OMG! Randomer came! Lion maybe there's hope!
Lion- eieieieieieiei!
Erin- Lucky.... all I got was Kronis....
Kronis- hey!!!!
Erin- kidding kidding....
Kronis- *doubt*
Camera- *shout*
Dark- *trout*
Kiddo- *pout*
Possum- tell me Bedlam you got me anything?
Bedlam- I did! Austrian flowers!
Possum- awwwww!

(In my defense I am too lazy to google any type of special flowers in Australia!)

As they looked around music turned on to high upbeat!
Kiddo- let's get funky!
All- woooo! Syrup rules!

(HEYYYYYY NOWWWWWWWWWWW CAUSE YO HEYEYEYYEYEYE KNOW O O!)

And as the night went by Randomer finally fell for lion, infinite slapped Ryan when he asked for 69, god knows where psosum and Benny went... probally to the water closet, Erin chased Kronis around trying to poke him, kiddo and Ryan and new ending up pulling out their phones being stuck on it, cheker swung on the chandelier and fell while listening to kpop, new was friend zoned again... void was chasing lion and they all went home in Benny's limo!

the end!

Wooooo! See we are all happy????

Peace out Parks's!

Byeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye!