You began running as the Phoenix, now the size of a big pot was chasing after you.
(Y/N): PISS OFF!!
Kuno: (muffled) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! SOMEONE HELP!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! HELP!!!
(Y/N): OKAY BIRD!! Have some more food pills!
You close your eyes and use your senses to throw the food pills into the mouth!
At the same time both Ranma and Ranko were running after the bird.
Ranko: I have had it with that thing!
Ranma: YO!! BIRD BRAIN!!
They pull out more pills!
Ranma and Ranko: EAT UP!!
They start throwing more and more into the mouth of the fowl beast!
The Phoenix grew more and more!
And as the Saotome Siblings increased their speed more and more, well-
Someone burst out of the ground and tripped them!
Ranma and Ranko: AGH!
???: Am I back in New Tokyo? Finally.
Ranma and Ranko: RYOGA?!
Ryoga: Huh? And what are you two idiots doing here?
Ranma: Oh put a sock in it, Mr. Broken Compass.
Ryoga: WHAT?! RANMA!! YOU'RE GOING TO RE-
Phoenix: SCREECH!!
Ryoga: WHAT THE?! What is that?
Ranko: Took you long enough.
Ranma: Legendary Phoenix.
Ryoga: WHAT?! That doesn't like a-
Ranma: Believe me. It's not the first reaction you'd have to that.
Ranko: And (Y/N) is about to be swallowed if we don't do something.
Ryoga: R-Right. Very well then. What should I do?
Ranma: Heh, lure it away.
Ryoga: Shut up.
Back with you...
(Y/N): I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS THING AND THAT STUPID SCREECH AND-
???: HIYAH!! Don't worry (Y/N)! Shampoo here to save you!!
(Y/N): Oh thank goodness!
???2: (Y/N)-Honey!! I got your back!!
(Y/N): Ukyo!! Thank goodness!
Ukyo lodged her big spatula into the Phoenix's mouth to get it to stay open.
Ukyo: HA!! Okay, eat up!
She started throwing her food pills into the beast's mouth!
Shampoo: Shampoo do faster!
The Chinese Amazon's speed was indeed faster than the Okonomiyaki Chef's!
Ukyo: I'm not in the mood for a freaking competition now!!
(Y/N): Hey! You're both amazing!
That caused them both to blush!
Shampoo: Awwww!! You sweet talker!
Ukyo: Oh shucks, Sugar.
Then out of nowhere-
???: HEY BIRD BRAIN!!!
(Y/N): What the?! Ryoga?! Where did you come fr- I don't even want to know what kind of adventure you've been on. I wonder if he ran into Zoro at some point.
Ryoga: Keep throwing more of the pills, I'll distract it! SHISHI HOKKODAN!!
He fired an energy blast from his mouth, and the Phoenix tried to attack, only for-
Ranma and Ranko stomped on it's head!
Ranma and Ranko: HAVE SOME MORE!
(Y/N): After this, it's BYE BYE BIRDIE!!
You threw every single pill you had and-
The Phoenix popped off of Kuno's head.
Kuno: Yes. I can see aga- PIG-TAILED G-
Ranma sent Kuno flying with a punch!
Ranma: LEAVE MY SIS ALONE!!!
Ranko: (spitting in Kuno's direction) Good riddance.
The Phoenix soon flew away, towards the heavens.
(Y/N): YES!! NO MORE PHOENIX!!! WAHOO!!
But it then left another Phoenix Egg, which landed on the ground.
Ryoga: What the?
(Y/N): It was ... a female? How could it possibly be one?
Ukyo: That's a total proof right there.
Ranma: Well, I'm in the mood for fried eggs then!
(Y/N): No! I'm putting this somewhere where no one will find it!
Soon...
You had it thrown using a Phantom Ruby portal!
(Y/N): There. It should be heading into the endless black void.
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Shounen Hero (Book 9)!!!!!!!!!
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) is here! And I did not expect a lot of shit to be going down for this book! I mean All For One taking over Earth, Kirby coming back with his own mech, I'm fighting a deer for some strange reason, and well I got to do an arc with (gulp) D...
