(Y/N) (L/N) is here! And I did not expect a lot of shit to be going down for this book! I mean All For One taking over Earth, Kirby coming back with his own mech, I'm fighting a deer for some strange reason, and well I got to do an arc with (gulp) D...
Heimdall: I'm telling you, the warriors of Earth might just be the ones who will win if that guy could take on the Hero himself! That was lit! Next up is the legendary Pirate, Captain of the Straw Hats, with a bounty of over 5 billion on his head, and one of the infamous Yonko of the New World, Straw Hat Monkey D. Luffy!
Many of the deities were not pleased to hear that Luffy has the initial D.
Gods: HE BEARS THE D! ENEMY OF THE GODS!!
Luffy: Yeah! That's right! I'm going to be King of the Pirates, so you better watch out!
Natsu: You show them Luffy!
Gray: Oh brother. What would the rest of the crew say?
Jack: Simple, Zoro would wish him good luck, Nami would scream at him to not say things like that out loud, Usopp would be shaking his knees in fear and saying how we're all screwed, Sanji would be flirting with all of the females out there, Chopper would be cheering for Luffy, Robin would make a morbid joke, Elfman would say that Luffy's a real man, Franky would just cheer and do a super pose, Brook would make a skeleton joke, do I need to go on?
Gray: No, thank God Brook and Sanji aren't here.
And then Gray had his clothes off, and-
(Y/N): FOR FUCK'S SAKE GRAY! STOP FLASHING THE WOMEN!!
They all fainted upon seeing Gray.
Gray: God damn it.
Luffy walked forward, and saw his opponent.
Heimdall: Here he is! The son of Odin, the God of Lightning, THOR!!!
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Luffy: Uh ... who are you?
Thor: I'm Thor, God of Thunder. Sure you've heard of me.
Luffy: No.
Thor: I'm THE God of Thunder! I can easily disintegrate you with my lightning.
Luffy: Not impressed.
Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED?!
Luffy: I beat a god before.
Thor: YOU WHAT?! HOW?!
What everyone didn't know was that Eneru wasn't actually a god.
Thor: I'll show you what I can do! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
He hit Luffy with a massive lightning bolt.
But-
Luffy: You done yet?
He was just sticking his tongue out at him.
Thor: Wha-Wha?!
Luffy: I'm made out of rubber.
Thor: FINE THEN!!
He began to swing Mjolnir and try to smash Luffy, but-
Luffy: SECOND GEAR!!
He dodged Thor's attacks, and then moved in.
Luffy: GUM GUM RED HAWK!!
He punched him in the gut and sent him flying.
Thor: KNAVE!!
He used the lightning in the hammer, and prepared to smash Luffy.
Thor: Lightning may not work, but crushing you will! NOW-
Luffy: Heh! FOURTH GEAR: BOUNCEMAN!!
Thor: WHAT THE?!
Luffy transformed and moved up to Thor.
Luffy: GUM GUM KONG GUN!!
He punched him and knocked his hammer down.
Everyone: WOAH!!
Heimdall: WOW! HE'S AMAZING!!!
Thor: WHY YOU!!! You're not a human! You're a monster!
Luffy: I don't care what I'm called. I just want to live in a world where I can eat meat and hang with my friends!
Thor: Hmph, what a foolish dream! If this is all you can do, I'll just put you in your place, and-
Luffy: That's where you're wrong. I'm going to put you in your place. FIFTH GEAR!
Luffy transformed and-
Thor: WHAT?!
Luffy: GUM GUM GIANT!!
Luffy grew to a giant size.
Thor: THIS POWER! HOW CAN ONE HUMAN HAVE THIS MUCH POWER?!
Luffy: Because I'm going to be King of the Pirates!!
Thor: NO!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! NOOO! I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!!!
Mjolnir begins to enter an awakened stage!
Thor: DIE MORTAL!!
He screamed as lightning filled his body, and-
Luffy: GUM GUM BAJRANG GUN!!!
As the two clashed, Luffy's attack began to crack through Mjolnir!
Thor: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
And then Mjolnir was destroyed.
Thor: MERCY!!! MERCY!!!
And then the punch connected, and well ... Luffy had broken every single bone in Thor's body.
