Haikyu!! One-shots [COMPLETE]

Sagae x (Kita's sister)Reader

Index
K: Kita
F: F/n

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AUTHOR'S POV

INCOMING CALL . . . . . Kita🥺 [ACCEPT] DECLINE

F: Good morning, Nii-san.
K: Good morning, F/n. Did you sleep well?
F: Not really. I couldn't get comfortable last night. That and Grandpa snores.
K: You'll get used to it.
F: I don't think I will. Are you heading to practice?
K: Yes, I'm on my way.
F: Hm. Call me if the twins cause any trouble.
K: I will. Bye, N/n.
F: By Shin-chan.

CALL ENDED 📳 [📴]

"We have a student transferring from Inarizaki. Introduce yourself."

"My name is Kita F/n. I enjoy volleyball. I hope we can all get along."

TIME SKIP

M E S S A G E S

secondbesties💕

Samu
F/n
Why d'ya leave me
with the pisshead

Tsumu
Who ya callin a pisshead!!

Samu
You
Pisshead

Tsumu
It's blond

Suna
Who the fuck lied to you

Tsumu
Bitch
You can't appreciate a
nice colour when you see it

Samu
Bitch it's fucking yellow

F/n
What's going on?

Suna
What colour is Tsumu's hair

F/n
Yellow.

Suna
There you go
Cased fucking closed

Samu
Pisshead

Tsumu
...

F/n
I don't understand.
Is it supposed to
be another colour?

Tsumu
Idk
BLOND
Y'all blind fr

F/n
I apologize if I've hurt
your feelings.
It looks yellow to me.
Maybe if you get it re-bleached
or toned to have a less
yellow base, you'll be able
to bring out the blond.

Tsumu
Can you do it??

F/n
I'm no longer in Hyōgo
as of yesterday.
Remember?

Tsumu
When did Kita tell us?

Suna
Last week

Samu
Dumbass

Tsumu
Stfu

F/n
I'm sorry I can't stay.
I need to finish my homework.
I'll call you all tomorrow.

Suna
Bye little fox

Tsumu
Bye babe

Samu
Don't say dumb shit
Bye N/n