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NJ_is_gay: I would like to b*tch slap all the empires.
Mexico: we won't stop you. Go ahead and slap the sh*t out of my abuelo. But you better not slap my mom
*empires nervously glancing at each other in the distance*
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(Sorry idk if you are male or female so I just drew a person)
NJ_is_gay: Now I would like to give all the pets their favorite treats
Pablo: *happily eats live crickets as they beg for mercy*
Snowball: *having a happiness attack from your act of kindness*
Everest: *casually eats treats*
NJ_is_gay: I would like the trio to have a dance contest with Greenland and Antarctica as the judges
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Antártica: Um... Mexico and Ame's dancing is fabulous but I think the guns are a bit unnecessary...
Greenland: I think Canada is the clear winner
NJ_is_gay: I would like to have a wrestling match with Confederate
*confederate screams as NJ destroys his kneecaps, breaks his spine, and stabs him*
Mexico: um... I don't think that's how wrestling works-
America: shhhhh.... they're doing great. That's exactly how you wrestle.
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North America Gang
FanfictionNorth America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow. It's show...
