North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow.
It's show...
(Also... I got kinda sick so.......... I don't have a drawing for this chapter...... so here is a drawing of Australia and New Zealand I did a year ago)
(Warning: I drew this a year ago. I hope I've shown some improvement since then)
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(Disclaimer: I do not think Australia is the cooler New Zealand. They are both the cooler versions of themselves)
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America and Canada were texting their younger brothers on their group chat
A: we got a piano boiiiissss we on that bourgeois sh*t
NZ: cool
C: so, what have you guys been up to?
Au: nothing
NZ: maybe try leaving your house. Something might happen.
Au: shut up, when was the last time you went out?
NZ: doesn't matter
Au: tell me, you overcooked f*cking ramen noodle
NZ: idiotic sh*t dispenser
Au: stupid c*nt face
A: Shut up you f*cking f*ck f*ckers, stop fighting
C: yeah, I wish you and Kiwi would stop fighting all the time
Au: It's what siblings do best
A: well as the oldest and the smartest and the bestest, I say we go out and have some bonding time
C: as the second oldest, actual smartest and actual bestest, I second that
Au: fine. Got nothing better to do
A: sound excited dammit!!!
NZ: yay
A: that works. Be at Greenland's house by two o'clock
Au: what are we gonna do
A: we'll figure it out! Just don't worry your pretty little head over it
America and Canada put down their phones.
"Ok. But what are we actually gonna do?" Canada asked.
"I'll tell you what!" America said, taking out his phone. America pulled up a picture of Britain.
"THIS fool TOOK MY GOD D*MN OFFICE GUN. He said it was 'too dangerous for a workplace' and 'why do you even need a gun anyway?' And, 'you are getting unreasonably angry over this, maybe you should go to therapy' AND HE TOOK MY F*CKING OFFICE GUN," America exclaimed. Canada stared at him blankly.
