Eating Out: 9/11/14

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10:01pm Thurs September 11,2014

Tonight my period has got me on the prude setting where I praise Jesus I'm a virgin & get all judgmental. I don't know what's up with me. I haven't been able to masturbate for maybe three days, and I want to, but I just fall asleep or have zero sex drive. I feel really bad for all those future boyfriends. I'm lazy as fuck & feel like a bloated bitch. Why won't I stop bleeding??? It has been twelve days of trickling blood already.

My outfit was hotter than hell today. It felt like everyone in that whole school was complimenting my outfit. I looked fabulous. I don't care what anyone says.

And I just feel so depressed because I'm a wimp and never date anymore. I deserve that bull. I need a new plan. Maybe step number one is stop calling relationships bull...

And every time someone says "suck my ass," I think of a mouth suctioned cupped around Nicki Minaj's butt cheek. Oh and every time someone says "eating her out" I picture an empty bean can (I know what eating out is for real though).

On a side note, bless all the souls lost on 9/11.

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