"Survivorsss"
TotallyNotChloe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELI!!!!
BottomInDenial: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANIMAL ABUSER!!!
Rat: OMG YOU'RE ACTUALLY SO FUCKING OLD HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Cockroach: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELI THE FANDOM AND US ADORE YOU!!!
OwlLover: what?
OwlLover: Oh yeah today is my birthday
EmilyDrier: HOW DARE YOU FORGET ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY OF THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ON EARTH
LuckyGay: YOUR BRITHDAY IS ON FUCKING HALLOWEEN MAN ILY
OwlLover: thank you, everyone.
CursesToCurse: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OMG ILY MANNN
MetalAttractor: did you just tweet about it Patty?
CursesToCurse: YES OF COURSE I DID!!
MetalAttractor:
EmmaWoody: Yidhra's really into you Eli 😏
OwlLover: Nah don't worry about it. We're really just friends.
OwlLover: Also what is Hastur doing at my door?
DanceToForget: Get out of there Eli!!
OwlLover: imma investigate :^
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TotallyNotChloe: guys I just made Eli a couple of chocolates since I can't do much more than that... do you think he'll like them?
CowardBrat: Of course he will! Who doesn't like chocolates after all?
TerrorShockn't: I don't.
CowardBrat: yea but no one cares about you, Freddy
TotallyNotChloe: hopefully he likes them... I spent the whole morning making them
Balls_InMyFace: you spent your free morning making chocolates for Eli? That's what I call dedication
Rat: and unrequited love :)
Sonic: SHUT UP YOU RAT!
WheresMyMelanin: Hun, please, let her live in illusion
TotallyNotChloe: pray for me guys!!
Drinkx3: PRAYING FOR YOU QUEEN
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OwlLover: I just fucked a tentacle deity.
FiveOfMeButBritish: PFFT I'M SORRY WHAT
MailMan: THAT ESCALATED SO QUICKLY LMAO
TotallyNotChloe: Hey Eli, hun, mind telling us what the fuck you're actually talking about? :)
OwlLover: did I stutter?
OwlLover: I fucked a tentacle deity.
OwlLover: is there cake?
CowardBrat: opo- i- b-but- ... i- yes t-there is-
WheresMyMelanin: the fact that you didn't even hesitate to tell us that-
OwlLover: at this point, you can't hide anything from anyone in this manor.
TotallyNotChloe: Welp, the chocolates were shitty anyways. Freddy do you want some?
TerrorShockn't: I-
OwlLover: what chocolates i-
TotallyNotChloe: Oh yeah, I made chocolates to express my love for you because I'm actually in love with you but now they're in the trash. Both my heart and the chocolates :D
QueenBee: it's the passive aggressiveness for me
OwlLover: okay i- can we... can we stay friends i- I'm sorry I never did this in my entire life-
TotallyNotChloe: Sure!
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GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: is it just me, or is there fire coming out of Hastur's room?
TotallyNotChloe: yes❤ look at it burn :)