"Survivorsss"
SubNaib: okay okay but hear me out
SubNaib: we bake a cake in the shape of a donut
SubNaib: I'm a genius
CowardBrat: I don't see why not
TerrorShockn't: well, I see why not
TerrorShockn't: the man confuses donuts with magnets 24/7
DoraThe_Explorer: fair point
EmilyDrier: we actually agree on something for the first time
SubNaib: then we'll bake a normal cake 🙄
LuckyGay: by the way, where IS Norton?
Cockroach: yeah I haven't seen him all morning
SubNaib: he's asleep, which is good, because this way we have more time to prepare the party
EmmaWoody: alright then! I'm gonna put the tables outside!
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EmmaWoody: it's raining ;-;
Drinkx3: I blame this on you, sis
EmmaWoody: wha- me???
Rat: yeah your costume has been ruining our days ever since you got it
EmmaWoody: HUH??? you mean my Soul of the Forest??
WheresMyMelanin: indeed
CristianoRonaldo: like fr everything just starts glitching when you put it on, it's like a curse.
LuckyGay: yeah I'm no longer Lucky Guy, more like unlucky boy
Nightingalowo: I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
Nightingalowo: MISS WOODS I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR COSTUME RIGHT AWAY
EmmaWoody: O-OKAY???
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MetalAttractor: yall?
SubNaib: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!
CursesToCurse: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORTON!!
Sonic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
MetalAttractor: thank you thank you
MetalAttractor: but like, why is Emma's room flooded?
Nightingalowo: OH COME ON
Nightingalowo: I'M TRYING OKAY?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS DAMN COSTUME
DoraThe_Explorer: great...
EatTheRich: ANYWAYS! How old are you, Norton?
MetalAttractor: stoooppppp you don't ask that to a laddyyyyyy
TinyWand: you're not a lady
MetalAttractor: I just turned 29
TinyWand: haha old man
MetalAttractor: oh shut up grandpa, you're like 58
TinyWand: I'm 35
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Balls_InMyFace: OKAY
Balls_InMyFace: I HAVE THE CAKE (literally and metaphorically 🤪) AND WHERE DO I PUT IT??
MetalAttractor: you give it to me >:0
Balls_InMyFace: well I thought you were married sir... but okay... please be gentle
MetalAttractor: oh I will be veeery gentle
Balls_InMyFace: would you like it with frosting?
MailMan: ewwwwww
SubNaib: EW OKAY THANKS FOR THE MENTAL IMAGE I GUESS
Cockroach: this is going all the other way around and I don't like it
CowardBrat: I'm the one who has the cake. Mike, what are you doing 😐
Balls_InMyFace: fuck, you have to ruin everything as always
CowardBrat: how dare you
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"Survivorsss"
EmmaWoody: this one's final
SubNaib: FUCK he lost his front teeth, didn't he?
EmilyDrier: somehow he didn't, the man's made out of iron
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MetalAttractor: this is by far the worst birthday ever
SubNaib: WHO TOLD YOU TO BITE A MAGNET
MetalAttractor: IT LOOKED DELICIOUS IM SORRY
DanceToForget: DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE METAL FROM CAKE???
MetalAttractor: it was an innocent mistake, I'm sorry T___T
SubNaib: you know what? That's it. No more donuts for you for the rest of the month
MetalAttractor: but- daaaaddd
CoordinatingThemAll: dad what the fuck
SubNaib: don't call me dad, you piece of filth
MetalAttractor: fine... but- daddyyyyy
SubNaib: get away from me
TotallyNotChloe: I'm at my breaking point with these people 😄
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