"Survivorsss♀️"
Cockroach: hey queens, we have a problem
CowardBrat: what is it?
Cockroach: We're out of pads and tampons
Cockroach: which is impressive considering the fact that we have a whole room filled with feminine supplies.
QueenBee: oh god not now...
EmilyDrier: eight of you are gonna go duo hunters now, and the other 3 of us have matches in a couple of minutes...
Cockroach: I can use toilet paper but someone needs to go to the store asap...
DanceToForget:
DanceToForget: what if
CoordinatingThemAll: DON'T YOU DARE FINISHING THAT SENTENCE
DanceToForget: we don't have a choice!! 4 of the guys have to go...
QueenBee: wait, why four?
EmmaWoody: Miss Nightingale only lets us leave in groups of at least four. Security stuff.
CowardBrat: alright, I got this!
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"Survivorsss"
CowardBrat: aight guys listen up!
OwlLover: what now?
CowardBrat: four of you need to go to the store, because none of us, girls, can.
MetalAttractor: sure, okay. Me, Luca, Kevin, and Aesop can go. We're not busy today so...
Asoup: yeah I feel like I need to catch some air so...
BondageKink: so what do you need us to buy?
Cockroach: lots of period pads and tampons
LuckyGay: HDHSIDHDHD
MailMan: IEJAKDHSJD
MetalAttractor: actually, we're all busy, now that I think of it.
Asoup: yeah and I can keep myself sane for a month
Cockroach: guys, it's an emergency.
Rat: CRY ABOUT IT
Rat: WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF US, IF THEY SEE 4 DUDES WALKING AROUND THE STORE WITH BAGS FILLED WITH TAMPONS??
CowardBrat: DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS???
MetalAttractor: I will assume a lot.
Cockroach: YES
MetalAttractor:
MetalAttractor: fine whatever, we'll go
Asoup: SHDBAJDB NORTON
Rat: WHAT THE FUCK
BondageKink: NA HA
MetalAttractor: guys, it'll be quick
MetalAttractor: we're going, whether you like it or not
SubNaib: you look so sexy helping the girls
MetalAttractor: why thank you!
Rat: oh that explains why he's very considering all of a sudden
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
