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"Survivorsss"

Cockroach: is he back yet??

DaVinky: he's been gone for so long!!

MetalAttractor: GOD I THINK HE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE

QueenBee: THE MF JUST WENT OUT IN THE WIDE FUCKING OPEN, ALONE WITH MISS NIGHTINGALE, HAVE A BIT OF FAITH

EmilyDrier: if there is one thing that I've learned with this manor, is that you don't go alone in the WIDE FUCKING OPEN

Rat: I can't believe he got to get out of the manor all by himself...

SubNaib: he's coming back for sure

DoraThe_Explorer: I can't wait to see my mail!

TotallyNotChloe: same!! It's kinda sad to think that I have friends who sent me letters and they never got an answer back...

Rat: it's not like we're allowed to answer them back.

TerrorShockn't: since when do you care about the rules?

Rat: oh I don't! I'm just stating a fact.

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MailMan: I'm back!!

WheresMyMelanin: VICTOR

Cockroach: GIVE US THE MAIL

EmmaWoody: NOW

MailMan: Calm down, guys! It's a lot of mail, I had to ask for Miss Nightingale's help!
MailMan: you can come downstairs to the living room and I'll give yall your mail

QueenBee: bet

EatTheRich: god this is stressful

MailMan: don't have such high hopes, Ganji. You have like 2 letters to read and one of them is probably publicity

EatTheRich: >:(

MailMan: uhh water pipes?

EatTheRich: oh shit i forgot to tell them the address...

MailMan: anyways most of you have like 2 letters to read, cuz you guys don't have friends, but they seem cool! (Honestly same)
MailMan: there's a package for Melly covered in honey!

Cockroach: ewww

QueenBee: sweet...

SubNaib: how did we spend 6 years in this manor and we only have 2 letters to read?? Don't people care about us???

CursesToCurse: try to answer your own question, Naib

SubNaib: you know what? Fair enough. What a sad life huh

MailMan: actually, Naib, you have like... 17 letters to read? Most of them are from the government so I'd be careful-

SubNaib: not this shit again...

CristianoRonaldo: again?

SubNaib: I refused to suck off my general once and he brought me to court
SubNaib: 3 times
SubNaib: needless to say I won everytime????

MailMan: oh speaking of sucking off people's pp's!
MailMan: Kevin there's a package for you!

BondageKink: OH FUCK OFF

MailMan: it's from a woman named Gabriella?

BondageKink: god damn it

QueenBee: who's Gabriella?

BondageKink: my grandma, I didn't take her to hydrogymnastics

BlindfoldOn: BAHHSHASGAHHA

BondageKink: THAT WOMAN CAN GET REALLY VIOLENT OKAY
BondageKink: also she's probably dead by now

MailMan: oh Helena you have a letter from a certain university. I can check the name if you wanna-

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MetalAttractor: sad

MailMan: oop she's here
MailMan: oh she has the letter now
MailMan: I was supposed to give her the letter :(

Rat: there there Vic

MailMan: oh babe you have a letter

Rat: I have a what now

MailMan: a letter!

Rat: HOW IN THE FUCK DO I HAVE A LETTER???

MailMan: you just do, please don't come at me T_____T

Rat: who is it from??? I didn't know I had friends!!

MailMan: I don't know who it's from. Actually, this letter was amongst the ones you received on your execution day. Why didn't you just read it? ;-;

Rat: Because I saw a letter from an anonymous person saying they would rescue me from the death sentence and now I'm here. I WAS TOO BUSY FEARING FOR MY LIFE??

MailMan: you know what? Everyone come downstairs now

Rat: tell me who it's from before I commit defenestration on all of you

EmilyDrier: before you commit what 😃

Rat: defenestration. You know, the act of throwing someone out of a window?

EatTheRich: THAT IS A WORD???

Rat: the wonders of English, am I right? 😃

Drinkx3: I mean there's a word in French for slapping someone with a penis

DaVinky: HUH???

Drinkx3: yeah it's bifle

DaVinky: 😃

Noaman: each day that passes, the apocalypse ceases to be a threat, and becomes a hope

MailMan: oh Aesop you have a package!

Noaman: great... who is it from?

MailMan: I'm not gonna tell you until you agree on playing Minecraft with me >:T

Noaman: VIC WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS

MailMan: :(((

WheresMyMelanin: great. He's sad now.

TerrorShockn't: stay sad.

MailMan: oh shut up Freddy, you don't even have 1 letter

EmmaWoody: OOF

TerrorShockn't: it could've been from my girlfriend, oh wait she's dead

EmilyDrier: CRY ABOUT IT GEEZ

MailMan: guys I don't wanna be that guy, but most of your letters are from your lawyers
MailMan: I would be genuinely worried

CoordinatingThemAll: we have lawyers?