IDV groupchat

Somebody YEET Jack pls

TW for mentions of rap3

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"Huntersss"

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: somebody save me

Girl_In_Red: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

Polaroid: COME BACK HERE, PRETTY BOY

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: I'm-

Snek: what's going on?

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: They're performing a ritual on me T___T

Polaroid: we just asked for him to tell us what he thinks of our duet of Anaconda 🙄

Gaysha: YOU GUYS ARE SINGING TO ANACONDA AND DIDN'T INVITE ME???

Polaroid: so sorry queen 😩

Girl_In_Red: sorry babe. You can be our dancer

PennywiseOnCrack: I'm begging you, go to sleep

Girl_In_Red: This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles 🏍

Polaroid: Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's 🗼

Gaysha: Real country-ass dude, let me play with his rifle 🛫

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: THAT'S NOT A RIFLE 😟

LightningMcQueen: PUSSY PUT HIS ASS TO SLEEP, NOW HE CALLING ME NYQUIL🤏

Pervy: please go back to bed ☹

Girl_In_Red: AYYYY QUEEN JOINED US

Polaroid: NOW THAT

Gaysha: BANG

Girl_In_Red: BANG

LightningMcQueen: BANNNGGG

UglySlenderman: what the fuck is going on

MooseHead_Wall: I'm actually surprised you didn't start this, Jack

UglySlenderman: I have better things to do 🙄
UglySlenderman: by the way, how long does it take for a person to wake up after drinking DRD?

Girl_In_Red: JACK why are you asking that??!

Gaysha: call Miss Nightingale

Polaroid: forget Miss Nightingale, call the police

UglySlenderman: it's a joke, it's a joke!

Girl_In_Red: I don't trust you at all, Jack. Yidhra, where's Mr Subedar?

Snek: FUCK! JACK GIVE HIM BACK??? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

UglySlenderman: HE'S JUST SLEEPING CHILL, IT WAS A JOKE! HE LITERALLY JUST FELL ASLEEP

Girl_In_Red: JACK YOU DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT STUFF, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

UglySlenderman: YOU WERE JUST SINGING TO ANACONDA

Polaroid: LAST TIME I CHECKED, ANACONDA IS NOT A SONG ABOUT R4P3

Lizzzard: JACK YOU'RE CRAZY LIKE A MONKEY

UglySlenderman: if you don't trust me, you can ask Yidhra. Mr Campbell and Miss Bourbon are here with us. Mr Subedar simply fell asleep, because he was too tired.

Snek:
Snek: yeah, it's true. Mr Campbell and Miss Bourbon are with them.

Girl_In_Red: oh thank god

MooseHead_Wall: this man belongs in a zoo, I swear to god

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: Jack, don't ever joke about that. If you do that again, we'll report you to Miss Nightingale

UglySlenderman: fine fine these bitches can't take a joke 🙄

Polaroid: JACK THERE IS A LIMIT FOR A JOKE
Polaroid: IM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY ✨consent✨ ANYMORE, CUZ THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM
Polaroid: IM GONNA SAY ✨respect✨, YOU IDIOT
Polaroid: THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON'T JOKE ABOUT, AND ONE OF THEM IS R4P3
Polaroid: HOW ROTTEN CAN YOU BE??? JESUS

UglySlenderman: chill old man, go take your calcium pills

Polaroid: HSVKAHISBSJS YOU DISGUST ME TO THE BONE

UglySlenderman: I'm not the one in a dress covered in blood

Girl_In_Red: AH YES! Now we're joking about people's traumas
Girl_In_Red: you are impossible...

UglySlenderman: you look like you sneezed on your period, sis

Girl_In_Red: don't call me sis, you piece of filth

UglySlenderman: I'm bloody awesome actually

Girl_In_Red: stop it

UglySlenderman: oh please, just learn to let it flow

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: BAGSHAVSGSS

Girl_In_Red: can we stop with the menstrual jokes? :/

UglySlenderman: Fine. And that's on PERIOD

WangChu: BAGAHAGAHAHAA

Snek: PLS WNSHSKABS

Gaysha: hehe okay that one was funny

Girl_In_Red: HAJSHSJASB BAAABE???

UglySlenderman: 😛

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: literally, what the hell, Jack??! You're just as scary as the survivors

Gaysha: BRUH THAT GOES AGAINST OUR WHOLE POINT

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: WELL, I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, MICHIKO. BUT I GET ASSAULTED EVERYTIME I MATCH
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: I ALREADY TOLD THEM: MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: PLEASE STOP CALLING ME DADDY

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: NEVER

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: AHHHHHHH