GtgFast: Y'all I have something to say! Get your asses online now!!
22 participants are now online.
PortalsForLife: what William?
EmilyDrier: can't you like
EmilyDrier: wait for Aesop, Tracy, Eli, and Emma to come back from the match?
GtgFast: the thing is
GtgFast: It's about Eli.
BondageKink: I always knew you were gay for him
GtgFast: dude wtf I'm dating Tracy!
BondageKink: oh right
Luca_Salsa: Sometimes I think that you're so gay that you think everyone around you is.
BondageKink: what?? I don't like men!!
GtgFast: k man
GtgFast: anyways
GtgFast: So I was on the internet and I found something interesting about Eli...
BottomInDenial: Fanart?
GtgFast: Yes
GtgFast: but not any type
DanceToForget: I'm scared
PortalsForLife: I don't think I want to hear this--
GtgFast: it involves him
GtgFast: And the Feaster
BottomInDenial: Oh god
Luca_Salsa: Alright the moment we feared has finally arrived. Don't panic people!
BlindfoldOn: Don't tell me it's the...
GtgFast: Yes
GtgFast: It's the hentai
BottomInDenial: omfg
FiveOfMeButBritish: Who's going to tell him?
Perfumes&Co: I don't think we should do that
Perfumes&Co: the guy would be too traumatized
Drinkx3: You do realise he's gonna see this when he comes back from the match right?
TinyWand: Then we gotta get to him before he can even grab his phone.
MetalAttractor: or we could just let him face reality: fujoshis and fudanshis are weird.
CursesToCurse: The fact that you probably know what you're talking about-
MetalAttractor: now that's where you're wrong
MetalAttractor: cuz I'm not gay
BottomInDenial: Dude
BottomInDenial: we're dating I--
MetalAttractor: shoot Naib I'm sorry it's the habit-
BottomInDenial: So you're not used to date me after 2 years
MetalAttractor: No it's not that
MetalAttractor: I'm just bi but more attracted to girls?
BottomInDenial: So I'm not enough for you
MetalAttractor: NO I JUST
WheresMyMelanin: Norton
WheresMyMelanin: Stop digging your own grave. That's my job.
MetalAttractor: I-
MetalAttractor: yeah I'll shut up
BottomInDenial: We'll talk about this later.
BottomInDenial: In my bedroom.
BottomInDenial: At night.
Luca_Salsa: OKAY MOVING ON
Luca_Salsa: I saw on the monitor thingy that Tracy just got sent back to the manor.
Luca_Salsa: let's do the following
Luca_Salsa: Mike, Naib, and Patricia will distract him from his phone. Take a walk with him idc.
Luca_Salsa: Meanwhile, me, Freddy, and Helena will get Eli's phone that's in his room and we will get a way to delete the messages. And the search history, since the accounts are connected.
BottomInDenial: Sounds good.
WheresMyMelanin: the fact that you planned all of this in less than 2 minutes-
Luca_Salsa: When you're in prison you learn stuff you need and don't need. Apparently distracting people to get something from them is one of them.
MetalAttractor: whatever tell us when everything's done so we can breathe again.
Luca_Salsa: Cya later.
BottomInDenial: Cya
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