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Animal abuse at its finest

Soooo a couple of people wanted more chapters with our sweet Queen Bee UwU so here it is! If there is a character that you think it deserves more "screen time", feel free to tell me!

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"Survivorsss"

QueenBee: I'm dying. I really am.

Asoup: aren't we all?

QueenBee: stop being such a depressed bitch Aesop, anyways

Asoup: I wish :/

QueenBee: I was taking a walk in the backyard and I saw this pigeon lying on the floor, not moving at all
QueenBee: at first I thought it was dead so I took it in my hands and placed it in a corner so nature could do its job

Rat: Why didn't you eat it?

QueenBee:
QueenBee: I beg your pardon, w h a t

Rat: it was dead right?
Rat: so you didn't have time to lose
Rat: just eat the dead flying rat

WheresMyMelanin: Why are we dating again?

MailMan: because we love a rat

Rat: at least I'm not dead

QueenBee: OKAY STOP IT
QueenBee: as I was saying
QueenBee: out of nowhere it started flying and I was like "bitch I'm tryna be nice-"
QueenBee: and then we became friends and now it lives with me :)

EmilyDrier: you're living with a flying sack of diseases?!

QueenBee: don't talk about Peter like that!

EmmaWoody: so you and this pigeon... what's your relationship with him?

QueenBee: oh we are very close. For now we're just friends but if the universe has other plans... *cough cough* Eli *cough cough*

OwlLover: Stay away from Brook Rose.

QueenBee: not the answer I was expecting, but it works as well-

EmilyDrier: Melly, for the sake of your health, free the pigeon. Those animals carry countless diseases with them, and it could be really bad for you. I know how much you love nature and animals, but you need to let the pigeon go.

QueenBee: I don't think so, mom.

BottomInDenial: oh for fuck's sake...

QueenBee: he needs a home! He has nowhere to go! He lost his family!

CoordinatingThemAll: And he won't really find them if you keep him inside of your room forever.

QueenBee: :(
QueenBee: but I love him a lot :(

EmilyDrier: I know honey, but it's not good nor for you nor for him.

QueenBee: Okay :(

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MetalAttractor: what the hell is she doing?

TerrorShockn't: I'm surrounded by idiots istg

LuckyGay: is she literally having a whole conversation with Peter before freeing him?!

Drinkx3: APPARENTLY YES

CursesToCurse: and there he goes

Cockroach: wait where is he going?!

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DaVinky: Why is there a pigeon in my room?

Dora_TheExplorer: God freaking damn it

DaVinky: IT POOPED ON MY CANVAS

Asoup: HAHSAHHAAHA

EmilyDrier: I'm gonna call Mel, hold on.

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DaVinky: I've been working on that piece for so long :(

Rat: oooooo I wanna see it

DaVinky: it's covered in pigeon poop :/

Rat: ah yes... the special detail

DaVinky: now I'll have to start it all over again...

Perfumes&Co: wait, I'm not posing for you again, right?
Perfumes&Co: the last time I did, my neck went numb after spending 2 hours on the same position

DaVinky: No, you won't need to do that this time.
DaVinky: And sorry about your neck. Your face is just so proportional and artistic... I just needed to replicate it on a canvas.

Rat has changed a participant's name.
Perfumes&Co >>> TotallyNotChloe

OwlLover: what is that supposed to mean?

TotallyNotChloe: NOTHING
TotallyNotChloe: LUCA WTF

Rat: what? Everyone knows about your sister.

TotallyNotChloe: YEAH BUT THEY DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
TotallyNotChloe: wait i just fucked up
TotallyNotChloe: god damn it

BlindfoldOn: wait, what happened to your sister?

TotallyNotChloe: Nothing
TotallyNotChloe: None of your business at least.

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DanceToForget: Luca, you know how sensitive she is when it comes to her sister

Rat: I know. But it's a joke, she'll get over it soon, you know Vera.

DanceToForget: yeah but...

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QueenBee: EDGAR I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR PAINTING
QueenBee: I'M COMING OVER TO GET PETER RIGHT AWAY

DaVinky: who the hell is Peter?!

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DaVinky: okay then-