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"Survivorsss"
Rat: oh my God the party was amazinggggg
LuckyGay: IKRRR
BottomInDenial: You two showered me with Monster y'all were crazy in there
Cockroach: BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFEEEHIEHDIES
Drinkx3: okayyyy I admit itttt I might've gone a little bit overboard with the alcohol 😅
CowardBrat: no shit
CowardBrat: Like literally, it's 11 am and I'm with a freaking hangover
Sonic: I told you to slow down, but you didn't listen -_-
CowardBrat: I'm sorry babe :(
Sonic: it's okay, you just threw up on my shoes when I tried to get you to bed yesterday...
CowardBrat: Again I'm so sorry
Sonic: it's fine I wasn't any better lol
CursesToCurse: we were all on the verge of passing out lmao
BottomInDenial: Let's not generalise, I was as sober as a baby last night
TerrorShockn't: HA!
BlindfoldOn: ISVIQSOESHS
OwlLover: THAT'S THE BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN YEARS
MetalAttractor: Babe, you literally tried to kiss Jack
BottomInDenial: I dont remember that
TinyWand: I WONDER WHY
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Also that kid Edcar was so scared
Cockroach: EDCAR 🚗
Asoup: aw the spoiled rich brat can't take a little bit of partying... so sad 🙄
MailMan: Oh that reminds me!
MailMan: Andrew got his number yesterday, while I was trying to hold Luca so he wouldn't fall out the window :D
EmilyDrier: What happened in those 20 seconds I left you three alone...
Rat: a lot of things
Rat: like really
WheresMyMelanin: Luca, I'll send you his number so you can add him to the groupchat
Rat: bet
2 participants are now offline.
EmmaWoody: You think we scared him?
CoordinatingThemAll: Nah
CoordinatingThemAll: While you guys were trying not to die, I talked to him!
CoordinatingThemAll: I think we even became friends actually!
DanceToForget: really?? How so?
CoordinatingThemAll: he said he liked my ponytail :3
Asoup: of fucking course...
2 participants are now online.
Rat: aight... here we go bois...
OwlLover: just do it
Rat added DaVinky.
DaVinky: hm hi?
MailMan: oh my God hi!!!
BottomInDenial: Welcome to hell
DaVinky: How interesting.
Asoup: I wanna die already
CowardBrat: You barely met him wha-
Asoup: I know...
DaVinky: Aesop Carl right?
Asoup: omfg yes that's my name
DaVinky: I saw you yesterday. You spilled your drink on me.
Asoup: it was an accident
DaVinky: Correction: You spilled your drink on me 3 times.
Asoup: a mere coincidence
CoordinatingThemAll: Hi Edgar!! I'm the girl with the ponytail!
DaVinky: Oh yes, I remember you. Nice to see you again! :)
DanceToForget: Hi again Edgar!
DaVinky: Ohhh you're the Female Dancer, right?
DanceToForget: bingo!
DaVinky: Good to see you again.
Dora_TheExplorer: We can leave the introductions for dinner. What are your thoughts on the manor so far, Edgar?
DaVinky: Well, it's cosy and cute.
Asoup: "Cosy" he says
DaVinky: Is there something wrong, Mr. Carl?
Asoup: Everything's perfectly fine kid
BondageKink: no... I can feel it... he's trying not to smash his phone against the wall again... how about I come over, Aesop?
Asoup: please do, I don't know how much longer I can take it...
2 participants are now offline.
DaVinky: Something tells me that Mr. Carl doesn't like me.
QueenBee: Hun you can call us by our first names ^^ Also, you don't need to be so formal. You can be yourself here!
DaVinky: I am being myself and I'm amazing.
MetalAttractor: The thing is, he's not wrong.
Cockroach: oh wait there's someone who's really eager to meet you!
Cockroach: Properly, this time. 😅
Cockroach: Luca speak up
Rat: Hello.
DaVinky: Hi.
Rat:
Rat: Hi.
CowardBrat: Oh for fuck's sake...
Drinkx3: *sighhhhhh
Drinkx3: Edgar, this is Luca. The guy who tried to ask for your phone number last night, but was too drunk and scared to do so.
DaVinky: Oh, the Prisoner. Right?
Rat: Yes.
BottomInDenial: He's actually a nasty dirty rat sassy queen, he's just nervous right now. He'll get over it and you'll get used to his ratness
Perfumes&Co: We're all rats in here, actually
DaVinky: Oh?
Rat: Hi.
WheresMyMelanin: God damn it Luca
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Hi hello, it's just me, a rat passing by to wish you all luck for season 13! Have fun everyone ^^
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
