Friday Rat Night

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Am I using my own art in this chapter? Yes I am. Also this chapter is just a full ass mix of memes I found on the internet. 🐀

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"Survivorsss"

CursesToCurse: LMFAO WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN

CoordinatingThemAll: I HAVE NO IDEA SOSHSJSH

Sonic: NORTON ARE YOU OKAY??

MetalAttractor: I'M FINE I'M JUST PROCESSING

WheresMyMelanin: Luca, hun, what was that for?

Rat: Why is it such a big deal 🙄

MetalAttractor: YOU YELLED "VIBE CHECK" AND PROCEEDED TO YEET YOURSELF ON ME

Rat: and you clearly didn't pass the Vibe Check😔✋

MetalAttractor: LUCA I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE

Rat: stop being such a whiny biiiitccchhh

CowardBrat: LMFAO CAN WE JUST GO DO SOMETHING ELSE??
CowardBrat: THESE 'FRIDAY RAT NIGHTS' ARE GETTING WAY TOO OUT OF CONTROL

Asoup: Let's just go chase the hunters around the manor like we always do

OwlLover: how original

Asouo: listen up Animal Abuse, don't make me come over there and get original all over your face

CoordinatingThemAll: Oop-

Asoup: shut up Boom Boom I don't wanna hear it from you

BottomInDenial: My boy let's calm down

Asoup: shut it zoom man you have your daughter to educate

MailMan: Aesop he's sad now :(

Asoup: who? Naib??
Asoup: wow I actually disappointed Naib

BottomInDenial: bro you do that everyday

MailMan: no, Eli is :/

Asoup: God damn it Eli

WheresMyMelanin: apologise now or he'll spend the rest of the evening crying

Asoup: I never apologised for anything in my life before, and I'm not going to start now

Dora_TheExplorer: for fuck's sake Aesop, he's gonna summon up the darkest shadow demons in the universe if you keep that up

Asoup: God don't be such a whiny baby Eli
Asoup: little baby
Asoup: little piss baby
Asoup: little baby boy
Asoup: little baby piss boy

Cockroach: Demi did you give them alcohol again?

Drinkx3:
Drinkx3: how dare you

Perfumes&Co: but did you

Drinkx3: maybe yes, maybe no, we'll never know

QueenBee: I feel sorry for Edgar, he has to deal with this

DaVinky: I'm good, actually.

FiveOfMeButBritish: sucks to be you if you didn't

TerrorShockn't: it sucks to be alive when you're teamed up with Patricia

BlindfoldOn: LMAO YES

EmilyDrier: the hunters always let you go Patty :/

CursesToCurse: of course they do uwu

EmmaWoody: because black lives matter UwU

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: you're wrong
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: no lives matter
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: #NoPeople2020

LuckyGay: #SayNoToTheHumanRace

BottomInDenial: this is the reason why none of us is having kids.
BottomInDenial: see Kevin? No one gives a shit about humanity

BondageKink: *sighh

Balls_InMyFace: can't humanity explode itself once and for all???
Balls_InMyFace: the world would be so much better off without humans

CoordinatingThemAll: Y e s

MetalAttractor: no one's gonna get pregnant here you hear me??
MetalAttractor: if you want to take care of something, either adopt a kid or get a dog. There's no inbetween. They're both basically the same thing so...

CowardBrat: what if I don't like it? I can't have my money back since the 2 years trial card expired, so what do I do?

MetalAttractor: you eat the child

TinyWand: seems logical to me

BottomInDenial: yea you got nothing to lose. You get rid of one more problem in the world and you have a full meal.

DanceToForget: but what if I'm not hungry?

Balls_InMyFace: feed it to the dogs

MetalAttractor: and then you do the ritual de las bruxas

DanceToForget: hm yes yes I'll keep that one in mind

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