"Huntersss"
Girl_In_Red: IS EVERYTHING READY??
Polaroid: YES IT IS, WOMAN! CHILLAX
Girl_In_Red: CAN'T! TODAY IS MICHIKO'S BIRTHDAY AND I CAN'T AFFORD HER HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
PennywiseOnCrack: everything's fine you gotta calm your ass down
PennywiseOnCrack: where is she anyway?
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: she's at the park with Robbie. They're on duos
UglySlenderman: They're friendly I suppose?
MooseHead_Wall: of course they're friendly, the hell did you expect?!
UglySlenderman: OH SO WHILE THE BITCH IS HAVING FUN WE JUST WORK OUR ASSES OFF FOR HER???
Girl_In_Red: THIS IS WHY NO ONE GIVES YOU SHIT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, JACK
AnnaBanana: okay people, chill
AnnaBanana: We're gonna meet them there in a few. The survivors promised to keep her there until we arrived sooo better hurry
Girl_In_Red: got it!
1 participant is now online.
Gaysha: well that was refreshing!
Girl_In_Red: AH!
WangChu: GOD DAMN IT MICHI
Gaysha: good to see you too?
Snek: WEREN'T YOU AT THE PARK??
Gaysha: I WAS
Gaysha: not anymore :D
Girl_In_Red: liars...
Gaysha: huh?
Girl_In_Red: NOTHING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!
Polaroid: HAPPY BDAYYYY
Snek: HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN!!!!
Stitches: happy birthday!!
LightningMcQueen: We got you something bae!!!
Gaysha: awww there was no need!
Polaroid: go to your room and tell us what you think!
Gaysha: brb!!!
1 participant is now offline.
Pervy: we got her something?!
Girl_In_Red: I got her something. But she doesn't need to know that ;)
Pervy: I feel so bad!! We should all get her something for real!
UglySlenderman: that's not how it works here, buddy
WangChu: here, we try to spend as less money as possible because we are poor and we don't care
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: so she basically knows only one of us did get her something and we are lying
Girl_In_Red: yes but we pretend we don't know that :)
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong:
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: that doesn't make any fucking sense...
WangChu: it does! Because if you lie to yourself constantly, you'll end up believing your own lie!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: THAT'S JUST IMMORAL AS FUCK
Snek: OH SHUT UP, WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT MORALITY?!
Snek: You always refuse to wear a mask!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: I have asthma!! I can't breathe with a mask on, I'll die!!
Snek: then die.
Snek: do it.
Snek: put the mask on, and let me see you die.
Snek: let's see if it's that dANgEroUS
Pervy: may I ask how long this has been going on for?
ThemEyesRMad: uhhh 3 years?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: that long??
WangChu: yep. It actually makes today 3 years we started.
Pervy: really? Why did you even start doing this?
WangChu: so 3 years ago, all of us spent our little money on Miss Michiko and we drowned in debts for months. So from then on, we decided: only one of us gets the present and we say it's from all of us!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: THEN THERE'S NO POINT
1 participant is now online.
Gaysha: oh my god!!!! The necklace is BEAUTIFUL!!! Thank you, guys!!!!
Girl_In_Red: you're welcome!! Miss Reznik made it! So consider it a present from the survivors as well!
Gaysha: you never fail to surprise me!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: OH COME ON
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